Fatty McFaterson loses weight...allegedly.

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ha ha!

Fine. Fatty McKnees.
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wab wrote:ha ha!

Fine. Fatty McKnees.
Hmm not seeing a player on the roster with that name either, Wab.
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Ok. I'll give you a hint. It's Pernell McPhee's out of shape/constantly injured ass.
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Well this took a turn for the weird.
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G08 wrote:
RustyTrombone wrote:Do you guys think fatty mcfatterson is a hall of famer?
He's my all time favorite Bear; I'm just so glad he's been on every team I've watched since 1989.

his stardom is not without controversy however ... he is currently battling multiple lawsuits from the fast food industry

appears he signed endorsements with, and took a lot of free food from, McDonalds, Burger King, White Castle, Hardees, Five Guys, and In-n-Out ... this conflicted with the "exclusive" part of each deal signed
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G08 wrote:
RustyTrombone wrote:Do you guys think fatty mcfatterson is a hall of famer?
He's my all time favorite Bear; I'm just so glad he's been on every team I've watched since 1989.

his stardom is not without controversy however ... he is currently battling multiple lawsuits from the fast food industry

appears he signed endorsements with, and took a lot of free food from, McDonalds, Burger King, White Castle, Hardees, Five Guys, and In-n-Out ... this conflicted with the "exclusive" part of each deal signed
Not good.
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Back to reality, shouldn't we be happy that one of the bigger (no pun intended) playmakers on Defense is doing everything he can to be healthy . . . . Good on him recognizing a problem and fixing it!
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Nanky wrote:Back to reality, shouldn't we be happy that one of the bigger (no pun intended) playmakers on Defense is doing everything he can to be healthy . . . . Good on him recognizing a problem and fixing it!
I guess I'd like to say yes. But he's only doing it because he knows he's going to get cut if he doesn't. I don't think he'll have an impact this year.
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Nanky wrote:Back to reality, shouldn't we be happy that one of the bigger (no pun intended) playmakers on Defense is doing everything he can to be healthy
well, yes we should, especially if it translates into better play on the field
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