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<p align="center">When John Fox says Glennon's not responsible for these losses:</p>

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<p align="center"> CHICAGO BEARS </p>

<p align="center"> I tore my pec typing this</p>

<p align="center"> @ </p>

<p align="center">PITTSBURGH STEELERS </p>

<p align="center"> yeah, they're going to win</p>

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<p align="center">Week 3: <b>CHICAGO BEARS (0-3)</b> vs. Pittsburgh Steelers (who cares)</p>

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Lose, and lose ugly:

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Bears 10
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I'm thinking it's over before halftime.

20-0, Steelers.
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Oh no, it is already over.

Ugly and ugly fast.

34 - 3 Steelers.

No reason to think the O gets going, damn, don't even know who will be playing OL or LB
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this game looks like it will be the first 50-burger given up in 2017

I am sure once the Steelers complete watching the game films, their DB's will be willing to have knife fights to see who gets to start and intercept Glennon

TJ Watt will probably sack Glennon 3 times in the first half

I don't see any way for the Bears to win this unless the entire Steeler offense remains at their hotel with explosive diarrhea

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Bears muster two field goals, Glennon still sucks, and the team loses two more starters to injury. Team quits.

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No please no! I can't take this season anymore!
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What's the over and under for how IRs come out of the Steelers game?
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Bears 10

The running game will be stifled again forcing Glennon to throw - which inevitably will lead to INT's or fumbles. This game will be reminiscent of the Bucs game in the sense we get our asses handed to us for 3 quarters and Glennon throws a TD late with 3 minutes left in the game.

Fox will point blame at the entire team for the loss and won't point any fingers at Glennon, wasn't his fault. Then announces him the starter again against GB in week 4 on a short week.
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In the worst home game since THAT green bay game, the bears walk out for pre-game warm ups where kyle fuller slips on a terrible towel and gets a season ending torn achilles.

Willie Young laughs at this and breaks a rib.

Virginia McCaskey is forced to return punts after moving up the depth chart and takes one all the way back to the wrong end zone.

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Bears 7
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The fans at Soldier Field will turn on them quickly if we look like we did against TB. This will somehow wind up being a game we play well in and for no logical reason...But most likely not close enough for a W. I look for an inspired defensive performance but the offense has me at a loss...Here's to hoping I'm wrong on the final score! Steelers 23 Bears 16
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I feel like the Bears should lose by 40+ points in this game, but somehow it will be closer than that. The Bears still lose.

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All I can predict is the Bears are getting blanked in this one.
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UOK wrote:I'm thinking it's over before halftime.
based on your thread title, you think it will be over before it starts :
UOK wrote:9.24.17 // BEARS (0-3) vs. Steelers (3-0)!
"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things."
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Boris13c wrote:
UOK wrote:I'm thinking it's over before halftime.
based on your thread title, you think it will be over before it starts :
UOK wrote:9.24.17 // BEARS (0-3) vs. Steelers (3-0)!
It wasn't a typo.
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Its pretty simple. Big Ben and Antonio Brown destroy the Bears. Glennon throws two picks, is sacked four times, and fumbles the ball twice, losing one of them. We kick three field goals, but never even sniff the end zone. The decimated Bears defense collapses into a pile of quivering jello. Fox keeps looking up in the sky of divine intervention, which never comes.

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Another poorly called game by the Terrible Dowell.
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Maybe I'm in the minority, but idt Dowell is the problem. We've all seen Glennon just lock onto receivers while other receivers were open. Glennon is a statue he looks awkward even handing off the ball.
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I have No Idea how anyone could call a game for the White Giraffe and expect anything but misery..

What// Roll outs..nope.. Vertical..no way..runs..that's EXACTLY what the other team expects.. Screens..Neck is panicked before it develops.. Receivers getting killed waiting for the Slo-mo Learch to decide to throw late while surrounded..
With Cutty there was always the "puncher's chance"..

With the Learch the Neck..we have nothing.. No coach could help this statue,,
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The Bears aren't giving up 50 points. The game is at home after being embarrassed, and they only gave up 29 with 4 turnovers in the last game. Injuries are piling up, but the defense will be okay, imo. Bears offense continues to struggle, no surprise there. Trubisky to start soon - Glennon will have a short leash if he continues to turn the ball over.

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The Bears start surprisingly strong, but lose late.

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This Steelers team is one of the most talented in the NFL, and here's where they finally get rolling.

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Glennon throws 3 picks in the first half and maybe even has a fumble or 2 after leading the Bears to a FG on his first drive. The signature game that has fans screaming for Trubisky on the short week...

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BearButtseks wrote:The Bears aren't giving up 50 points.
the Bears defense won't ... but that doesn't mean the Steelers won't score 50+
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Boris13c wrote:
BearButtseks wrote:The Bears aren't giving up 50 points.
the Bears defense won't ... but that doesn't mean the Steelers won't score 50+
Ok I lol'd because it's probably true
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Glennon doesn't throw many picks because he doesn't throw it anywhere with even the smallest risk. He does throw one because he doesn't even realise it is risky.

As for the rest. Shit, it's hard to care. It pains me to say but I hope the defence balls out whilst Glennon plays himself out of the shirt. Getting Trubisky experience is about the only useful thing from this season.
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Glennon, Cohen, OL, TEs all execute better - no drops no turnovers.

WRs make a couple nice catches.

Defense tough at home, steal the ball.

Bears 24-23

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Bears football will continue to make us insane retards. Bears lose by 50, in a Marc Trestman style loss.
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Steelers are a very poor road team. Nearly lost at Cleveland Week 1.

Bears play inspired, and pull off the upset. I am actually quite confident we have a shot in this one.

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Steelers 17
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