Markus Wheaton injures groin, out 4-6 weeks

Wounded Bear · Thu Oct 12, 2017 7:16 pm

This may just be a rumor out in the schoolyard, but isn't the groin near your penis?

Wow wee, that sounds bad.

Mikefive · Thu Oct 12, 2017 7:40 pm

RustyTrubisky wrote:Fucking start McBride and Gentry. Let's fucking do this.

Gentry instead of Kendall Wright??

Mikefive · Thu Oct 12, 2017 7:42 pm

Adipost wrote:I hear Deonte Thompson is available.

Ba da bump!

How will we ever replace Wheaton's 0.33 catches per game?

Wounded Bear · Thu Oct 12, 2017 7:50 pm

And somewhere in Michigan, little Danny Braverman sits by a phone with his tiny fingers crossed...

bearsfaninaz · Thu Oct 12, 2017 8:12 pm

Mikefive wrote:
RustyTrubisky wrote:Fucking start McBride and Gentry. Let's fucking do this.
Gentry instead of Kendall Wright??

Wright is our starting slot wr. Gentry McBride on outside

Rusty Trombagent · Thu Oct 12, 2017 8:20 pm

bearsfaninaz wrote:
Mikefive wrote:
RustyTrubisky wrote:Fucking start McBride and Gentry. Let's fucking do this.
Gentry instead of Kendall Wright??
Wright is our starting slot wr. Gentry McBride on outside

i just assume that in the time it took me to type that post, wright was hit by a car, and then hit by another car, before being run over by a third car.

ramentaschen · Fri Oct 13, 2017 7:06 am

Who is going to make up for his dropped pass production?

LOL

Boris13c · Fri Oct 13, 2017 8:32 am

UOK wrote:@adamjahns
League sources: #Bears WR Markus Wheaton has a tear in his groin and could miss 4-6 weeks.

ah ... so he wasn't just standing still on his routes against the Vikings ... he was standing there jerking off

wonder what inspired him to be so aggressive he tore something? must be the color purple

after he heals he should be cut ... because he sucks and isn't even trying ... he is a prime example of the questionable acquisitions mentioned in another thread and IMO is certainly not needed by the Bears

Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:25 am

So what are we looking at here, Wright/McBride/Gentry as our top 3? And only Bellamy as the backup?

Gross.

Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:38 am

wab wrote:So what are we looking at here, Wright/McBride/Gentry as our top 3? And only Bellamy as the backup?

Gross.

More like Wright/Bellamy/McBride/Gentry. Guessing they'll rotate them in and out. Look for Cohen and Miller to get more snaps at WR than Gentry because Fox/Loggains reasons.

Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:52 am

That's easily the worst WR group in the NFL...and it is't even close.

Fri Oct 13, 2017 1:53 pm

wab wrote:That's easily the worst WR group in the NFL...and it is't even close.

By a huge, huge margin.

staleystarch · Fri Oct 13, 2017 2:37 pm

wab wrote:That's easily the worst WR group in the NFL...and it is't even close.

Look at the bright side, they'd all make great practice squad players.

Wounded Bear · Fri Oct 13, 2017 4:41 pm

I'd be interested in taking another look at Victor Cruz. He wasn't good, but he wasn't that bad considering what we have.

malk · Fri Oct 13, 2017 4:50 pm

Bring back Q!

ramentaschen · Fri Oct 13, 2017 6:01 pm

As long as we're fishing here I think Rashied Davis may be available

ramentaschen · Fri Oct 13, 2017 7:30 pm

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G08 · Fri Oct 13, 2017 8:53 pm

McBride Gentry and Wright.

Wow.

Rusty Trombagent · Sun Oct 15, 2017 9:47 am

G08 wrote:

McBride Gentry and Wright.

Wow.

you know what? i dont even care, i'm weirdly excited for this lineup. it feels like chaos, which is exciting in it's own way.

Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see.

Otis Day · Sun Oct 15, 2017 4:31 pm

UOK wrote:
wab wrote:That's easily the worst WR group in the NFL...and it is't even close.
By a huge, huge margin.

MIght want to throw in another "huge."

Mikefive · Sun Oct 15, 2017 7:26 pm

I'm figuring a #1 or double digit millions/year go for a WR this offseason. Even with Meredith and White returning, I think that's a pretty safe bet. Maybe both.

BR0D1E86 · Sun Oct 15, 2017 8:58 pm

Mikefive wrote:I'm figuring a #1 or double digit millions/year go for a WR this offseason. Even with Meredith and White returning, I think that's a pretty safe bet. Maybe both.

There are several decent options set for UFA this year.

malk · Mon Oct 16, 2017 2:05 am

It's a pity we can't really evaluate any of the current receivers on the active roster. Who knows if McBride or Gentry or whoever would make a decent #3 or #4 when they're being trotted out as #1 and #2.

An edge rusher is still my top priority based on how the season has gone so far but wideout is a close second.