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RustyTrubisky wrote:/briefly steps out of the line that has formed to suck adipost off

HEY REMEMBER ADI SAID BRAD KAYAA WILL BE THE THIRD QB TAKEN IN THE DRAFT, IN THE SECOND ROUND AT THE LATEST, AND THAT KIZER IS THE BEST QB PROSPECT IN THIS DRAFT

/gets back in line

Hey man, another top notch post, thanks!
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UOK wrote:Analysis like this is what brings down message boards.
Nowhere else on the internet can you find such dreck.
Only when Adi makes these posts do we
Take the time to heap praise on him, like
He's someone we should respect.
Every single time, say thing. Over and over. C'mon, sheeple.
Remind yourselves that Adi's just copypasta-ing other people's work.

Give credit to the NFL and football minds he rips off before you
Regurgitate the same dripping tripe. "Another great post, Adi," "Good stuff!"
Etc., etc. Give me a fucking break.
Adipost is fine - he posts all over the web, has a bunch of gifs, blah blah blah.
Thing is? I'm over it. I'm tired of it.

Perhaps he should take his business elsewhere,
Or maybe you dopes should read between the lines.
Someday you'll regret heaping all of
This praise onto the guy.

Anyway, I've got stuff to
Do, and if this were me,
I would think twice about ever posting again.
I don’t know what’s happening and I’m too afraid to ask.
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wab wrote:
UOK wrote:Analysis like this is what brings down message boards.
Nowhere else on the internet can you find such dreck.
Only when Adi makes these posts do we
Take the time to heap praise on him, like
He's someone we should respect.
Every single time, say thing. Over and over. C'mon, sheeple.
Remind yourselves that Adi's just copypasta-ing other people's work.

Give credit to the NFL and football minds he rips off before you
Regurgitate the same dripping tripe. "Another great post, Adi," "Good stuff!"
Etc., etc. Give me a fucking break.
Adipost is fine - he posts all over the web, has a bunch of gifs, blah blah blah.
Thing is? I'm over it. I'm tired of it.

Perhaps he should take his business elsewhere,
Or maybe you dopes should read between the lines.
Someday you'll regret heaping all of
This praise onto the guy.

Anyway, I've got stuff to
Do, and if this were me,
I would think twice about ever posting again.
I don’t know what’s happening and I’m too afraid to ask.
I know, right?
Mikefive's theory: The only time you KNOW that a sports team player, coach or management member is being 100% honest is when they're NOT reciting "the company line".

Go back to leather helmets, NFL.
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I'm glad I'm not the only one that has no fucking idea what's happening here.
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Maybe you guys should read
On the far side of the left-most letters, and
Reply accordingly.
Overall it should spell out the
Nature of my post, and I shouldn't have to
Spell it out for you further.
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UOK wrote:Maybe you guys should read
On the far side of the left-most letters, and
Reply accordingly.
Overall it should spell out the
Nature of my post, and I shouldn't have to
Spell it out for you further.
Outstanding.

Also, Fuck Aaron Rodgers.
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:rofl:
UOK wrote:Analysis like this is what brings down message boards.
Nowhere else on the internet can you find such dreck.
Only when Adi makes these posts do we
Take the time to heap praise on him, like
He's someone we should respect.
Every single time, say thing. Over and over. C'mon, sheeple.
Remind yourselves that Adi's just copypasta-ing other people's work.

Give credit to the NFL and football minds he rips off before you
Regurgitate the same dripping tripe. "Another great post, Adi," "Good stuff!"
Etc., etc. Give me a fucking break.
Adipost is fine - he posts all over the web, has a bunch of gifs, blah blah blah.
Thing is? I'm over it. I'm tired of it.

Perhaps he should take his business elsewhere,
Or maybe you dopes should read between the lines.
Someday you'll regret heaping all of
This praise onto the guy.

Anyway, I've got stuff to
Do, and if this were me,
I would think twice about ever posting again.
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Yeah, I totally got that first time around.
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UOK wrote:Analysis like this is what brings down message boards.
Nowhere else on the internet can you find such dreck.
Only when Adi makes these posts do we
Take the time to heap praise on him, like
He's someone we should respect.
Every single time, say thing. Over and over. C'mon, sheeple.
Remind yourselves that Adi's just copypasta-ing other people's work.

Give credit to the NFL and football minds he rips off before you
Regurgitate the same dripping tripe. "Another great post, Adi," "Good stuff!"
Etc., etc. Give me a fucking break.
Adipost is fine - he posts all over the web, has a bunch of gifs, blah blah blah.
Thing is? I'm over it. I'm tired of it.

Perhaps he should take his business elsewhere,
Or maybe you dopes should read between the lines.
Someday you'll regret heaping all of
This praise onto the guy.

Anyway, I've got stuff to
Do, and if this were me,
I would think twice about ever posting again.
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dplank wrote:I agree with Rich here
RichH55 wrote: Dplank is correct
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The title of this topic is plainly inflammatory on a site for Bear fans.

I think its disrespectful to put that fucking shitbag Aaron Rodgers name in quotation marks so it looks like Dabiscuits new nickname or middle name or some such bullshit. It pissed me off before I even looked at the post. I mean it instantly made me want to tell the author to stick it up his ass.

Like saying George "vince Lombardi" Halas or Mike "Forest Gregg" Ditka

I would have flew off the handle too.
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pus wrote:This is a site for Bear fans and I think its kind of disrespectful to put that fucking shitbag Aaron Rodgers name in quotation marks so it looks like Dabiscuits new nickname or middle name or some such bullshit. It pissed me off before I even looked at the post. I mean it instantly made me want to tell the author to stick it up his ass.

Like saying George "vince Lombardi" Halas
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The title of the post makes Adi's Bear fan persona look a like a facade. UOK flew off the handle and I likely would have too..
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8-)
Nice work, Adi - love that cheesy smile. Where's the commentary?
There is a GM named Poles
Who has a clear set of goals
He’s rebuilt his team
So Bears’ fans can dream
Of winning some more Super Bowls

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pus wrote:The title of this topic is plainly inflammatory on a site for Bear fans.

I think its disrespectful to put that fucking shitbag Aaron Rodgers name in quotation marks so it looks like Dabiscuits new nickname or middle name or some such bullshit. It pissed me off before I even looked at the post. I mean it instantly made me want to tell the author to stick it up his ass.

Like saying George "vince Lombardi" Halas or Mike "Forest Gregg" Ditka

I would have flew off the handle too.
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UOK is saying he stole from other people to make this post?

Also, "Joke" and "Head." WTF?
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Deep Dish Ditka wrote:UOK is saying he stole from other people to make this post?

Also, "Joke" and "Head." WTF?
Read the first letter of every sentence for the super secret message.
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Ahhhh... okay.. clever.. verrrryyy.. clever.
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I need to go back into the woods and hide as it took 4 pages to figure this out.
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I may not have figured out UOK's little puzzle without the spoiler clues, but I WAS definitely certain that he was fucking with us.
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I hate the Packers as much as any of you, maybe more

that said, anyone who doesn't recognize Aaron Rogers as a great QB is kind of missing the point ... his only flaw I can see is the team he plays for

as for Trubisky and comparisons, the guy whose career path I want him to follow is Carson Wentz ... Wentz won the Eagles job as a rookie, and had some growing pains ... but he obviously had the ability ... just needed the experience of playing in the NFL and perhaps an acceleration on the importance of film study ... and now here he is in just his second year, and he is a legitimate quality NFL QB
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Boris13c wrote:I hate the Packers as much as any of you, maybe more

that said, anyone who doesn't recognize Aaron Rogers as a great QB is kind of missing the point ... his only flaw I can see is the team he plays for

as for Trubisky and comparisons, the guy whose career path I want him to follow is Carson Wentz ... Wentz won the Eagles job as a rookie, and had some growing pains ... but he obviously had the ability ... just needed the experience of playing in the NFL and perhaps an acceleration on the importance of film study ... and now here he is in just his second year, and he is a legitimate quality NFL QB
This is looking much more like a Goff/Fisher situation.
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Ryan Wood‏Verified account @ByRyanWood 1h1 hour ago
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Josh Sitton with funny anecdote on Mitch Trubisky: "We started to break the huddle early, and he said, ‘Get the f--- back in the huddle, and don’t break it until I break it.’ He kind of cussed at all of us linemen, and I was like, ‘Hell, yeah. I respect the s--- out of that.’
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Adipost wrote:
Boris13c wrote:I hate the Packers as much as any of you, maybe more

that said, anyone who doesn't recognize Aaron Rogers as a great QB is kind of missing the point ... his only flaw I can see is the team he plays for

as for Trubisky and comparisons, the guy whose career path I want him to follow is Carson Wentz ... Wentz won the Eagles job as a rookie, and had some growing pains ... but he obviously had the ability ... just needed the experience of playing in the NFL and perhaps an acceleration on the importance of film study ... and now here he is in just his second year, and he is a legitimate quality NFL QB
This is looking much more like a Goff/Fisher situation.
Fox is now definitely the league’s Jeff Fisher.
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G08 wrote:
Ryan Wood‏Verified account @ByRyanWood 1h1 hour ago
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Josh Sitton with funny anecdote on Mitch Trubisky: "We started to break the huddle early, and he said, ‘Get the f--- back in the huddle, and don’t break it until I break it.’ He kind of cussed at all of us linemen, and I was like, ‘Hell, yeah. I respect the s--- out of that.’
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