Get ready. We're going to hear terms we generally don't hear in reference to our offense:Bears Whiskey Nut wrote:Now that we've added several offensive pieces. Take a look at this video, and imagine; Cohen, Howard, Burton and Gabriel. I can see it clear as frickin day.
Nagy's Offense
1. Dy.nam.ic: "And we see Mitch Trubisky about to lead this Dynamic Bears offense out onto the field..." This is not a slur. This means our offense is actually good.
2. Pro.lif.ic: "Nagy's Prolific offense took apart a good defense in this game..." This means we did several things well, and didn't rely on just running the ball.
3. High-Pow.ered: "The Bears High Powered offense is lead by Mitch Trubisky..." This is not a reference to the drugs we previously needed to get through a game. It means that we are capable of putting up a lot of yards.
4. En.ter.tain.ing: "Gotta love watching this Bears offence; it's really Entertaining isn't it?" This means we'll actually enjoy watching football again.
5. Touch.down: "Trubisky rolls right, finds Burton on the corner router...Touchdown!" This means the offense scored. Novel idea.
6. Dic.tate: "This defense couldn't do anything to stop the Bears; in fact all they could do was hold on and allow Nagy to Dictate which player got the ball and when." This is what a real offense does to a defense...
7. Play.offs: "Playoffs? Playoffs? We're just trying to win a damn game here!" Dare to dream