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Before anyone starts, its intended just as a bit of fun. If being a Bears fan has taught us anything over the years its that we have to take the inevitable injuries that will befall the roster before week 1 of the regular season with a sense of black humour. You get to predict 2 players that will get injured before week 1 that will rule them out of playing come week 1, we'll see who gets them right ;)

No one is hoping players get injured or jinxed, im just bored at work:

1. Kevin White ( duh ) - trotting to the sidelines to sign a kids jersey at training camp, he trips and snaps his wrist
2. Danny Trevathan - after hearing coach nagy tell players " i look forward to seeing you all go hard in bourbannais", trevathan thinks coach said ' mayonnaise' and is out until week 2 with 'undisclosed illness'
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I'll play along as work is secondary right now (what a friggin day with the criminals).

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Yeah I was going to say, light-hearted or not I'm not putting that ju-ju out into the universe.
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No Bear will be on IR for game 1 unless they are a redshirt rookie.
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1. Kevin White
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haha, damn. lighten up you guys :)
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1. Aaron Rogers
2. Matthew Stafford
3. Kirk Cousins

I had to go outside the bears because with a New Strength Staff, new Coach and daily sacrifices of packers fans to the injury gods there will be no damn injuries.

In fact, Kevin White will compete and win the world's strongest man competition in between preseason practices and gain the MMA UFC championship.
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GSH wrote:Before anyone starts, its intended just as a bit of fun. If being a Bears fan has taught us anything over the years its that we have to take the inevitable injuries that will befall the roster before week 1 of the regular season with a sense of black humour. You get to predict 2 players that will get injured before week 1 that will rule them out of playing come week 1, we'll see who gets them right ;)


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Seriously, I don't like this lol
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southdakbearfan wrote:1. Aaron Rogers
2. Matthew Stafford
3. Kirk Cousins

I had to go outside the bears because with a New Strength Staff, new Coach and daily sacrifices of packers fans to the injury gods there will be no damn injuries.

In fact, Kevin White will compete and win the world's strongest man competition in between preseason practices and gain the MMA UFC championship.
LOL, I like your list better.

4. Clay Matthews. I cannot stand him.
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