Just for the record

[Eriebear]

As many of you know, each week I write a chapter of "The Book" for CBFans. Since CBFans was down last week I'll bring you guys up to date.
The Book said = Matt Forte will run for 130 yds. and two TD's
I looked it up in the Book and the Book says = We will have 4-5 TO's and our D will be dominant
The Book said = We will be winning by 20+ points at halftime.
The Book said = The Rams will not score a TD
The Book said = KO will not throw a int. and ALMOST be back in form
I looked it up in the Book and the Book said = This game will be our stepping stone to the Super Bowl

More from the Book later this week, Hey BearDude! Book It!

[UOK]

The Book? Like The Book? Is Jesus calling for Orton to throw for 300+?

[Eriebear]

UOK,it ain't "The Good Book" it's "The Book". Ain't you ever heard "Look it up in "The Book"?

[gaba]

Well Erie, even when CBFans is up I can't check it out (banned for life) so I'll just have to take your word for it. When did you make these predictions?

[Bad Flanders]

It was 428 years ago today........ DUN DUN DUUUUNNNNNN!!!!!!

Course during the same prediction session it was also concluded that at this time the entire world would be under control of a secret group of rich and well connected individuals called "The Pentagerate". It was to include Paris Hilton and be led by Colonel Sanders with his wee beedy eyes. As we all know the fate of that group was sealed when the colonel was secretly assassinated by the band De-Lite in a secret CIA operation. Yes, De-Lite, the greatest American patriots.

Sure the same prediction nailed the rise and fall of Micheal Jackson and this weeks Bears game, as well as a few other minor things like WWII and the pet rock fad, but how much faith can we put in a few lucky guesses like that?

[gaba]

You're a strange dude BF.

[Bad Flanders]

Thank you, strangely enough I don't have to try very hard, I think it has something to do with my life-long taste for paint chips.

What's your excuse buddy?

[gaba]

Mmmm... paint chips.