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ROFL

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I... I think he's smokin on the field! I saw the smoke and everything!
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That's one of my new favorite things, that might be as good as Spice Adams doing the weird Korean dance!
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I don't know why it's funny, but it's funny. Outside of putting cigarettes in his mouth there's not much photoshop being done. Guy just looks like he's smoking in a lot of his pics.
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UOK wrote:I don't know why it's funny, but it's funny. Outside of putting cigarettes in his mouth there's not much photoshop being done. Guy just looks like he's smoking in a lot of his pics.
Photoshop? Looks like they did with MS Paint. lol

I agree though, it's hilarious, especially the pick above. Fits him perfectly.
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I'd want a cig too if I took a pounding like that.
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...thats what she said?
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nice
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Dirt on the back of a QBs jersey is never a good sign..add the smoking effect and it's pretty dead on.
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Still funny.

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And you can now get shirts!

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First one looks like a doobie... how much for the shirt? :lol:
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Gotta update, still funny!

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nice ... ok, THIS is the one ...
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that just screams 'Grabowski' doesn't it?
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Hot damn this is seriously some of the funniest shit i've ever seen.
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Love the one with him tying Webb's shoe. Took me awhile to see it.
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Ive been a voyeur till now, this is hilarious........
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It's remarkable how his photos lend themselves to smokes. The constantly tired look, 5-oclock shadow, sour grimace, and mussed hair, etc. Pop that newport in and bam - it looks perfect.

Plus he just seems like the kind of guy who has to constantly smoke to deal with stress.

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bearsfaninaz wrote:Love the one with him tying Webb's shoe. Took me awhile to see it.

when I saw that during the game, I laughed my ass off ... then when I saw it later it dawned on me ... that scene from Full Metal Jacket, where Joker has to help Gomer Pyle get dressed

J'Marcus Webb is the Bears Gomer Pyle ... our special needs recruit
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Boris13c wrote:
bearsfaninaz wrote:Love the one with him tying Webb's shoe. Took me awhile to see it.

when I saw that during the game, I laughed my ass off ... then when I saw it later it dawned on me ... that scene from Full Metal Jacket, where Joker has to help Gomer Pyle get dressed

J'Marcus Webb is the Bears Gomer Pyle ... our special needs recruit

Well atleast Webb now has a funny and appropriate nickname.
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Thread for all the smokin' Jay pics that grace the interwebs. Enjoy.
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This one gave me a good chuckle.
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