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this is kind of an amusing read

The Most Jay Cutler Thing That Jay Cutler Did on ‘Very Cavallari’: Week 1

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You wanna know how Jay Cutler is spending his retirement? Let’s go to Kristin for an update: “His latest thing is he watches deer cams?” she perplexedly says to her best friend, before trying to explain further. “It’s like live feeds of deer eating out of a deer feeder, not even on our property.” First of all, this explains why Jay Cutler wears a camouflage hat for the entire first episode of Very Cavallari.
Kristin wants Jay to get a new job, or at least a hobby, because apparently she’s tired of him sitting around the house all day watching random deer. “Just to not have to deal with Jay on a daily basis … I cannot wait for that to be over,” is an actual sentence Kristin says about Jay, who, I’ll remind you, is her husband. Over a nice dinner, Kristin asks Jay what he plans to do in retirement, and Jay responds, “I’m not really looking to do a lot of work right now. I’m looking to do the exact opposite of that.”

Those 21 words are the most fitting words Jay Cutler has ever said. They could be applied to any moment in his career: in the locker room during halftime of the 2011 NFC championship game, in regard to him building a relationship with any wide receiver ever, at the Dolphins press conference, or that time he didn’t wear pants on vacation.
there is also a parking cone incident at his home that is interesting

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I can't say enough about how much I enjoy the way he says, "....please." to Kristin. What a cocksman.
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Oh shit, let's merge up.
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UOK wrote:Oh shit, let's merge up.
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looks like we both posted at about the same time

I didn't actually watch the show, but I found the article about it amusing
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Boris13c wrote:
UOK wrote:Oh shit, let's merge up.
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looks like we both posted at about the same time

I didn't actually watch the show, but I found the article about it amusing
To be fair, nobody actually watches the show.
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I watched it...this guy is reality TV GOLD! Lol

Seriously though, reviews are saying that he was a hit.
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Dammit!! I don't get E Network :frustrated: I need some comedy, Smoking Jay style.
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lmao i watched some of the Jay highlights from it. His wife is stupid if she doesnt feature him
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I smell a Jay Cutler spin off...
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cblaz11 wrote:I smell a Jay Cutler spin off...
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I LOVED Jay Cutler when he played for us. Always felt he got the short end of the stick because of the revolving door at OC, the aging out of the defense, and a poor quality OL.

I found this show on Hulu. Can't wait to watch it.
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I won't watch it but that clip was funny. Jay really doesn't care.
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I always appreciated his personality and felt the media portrayed him a certain way because he didn't play their game. If you listened to his weekly radio show with Waddle and Silvy then you saw the Jay that people see on this show. All kidding aside, the critics were all commenting on how he stole the show. I like the idea of people who hated on Jay having their opinion changed on him after watching.
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His personality is exactly as he was portrayed. Not caring, aloof, sarcastic, unpersonable, etc. It's funny as fuck on a TV show, worrying when it's a QB.
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Not caring? I disagree..I think the media portrayed him as not caring. Neither of us have been in a locker room with him, but based off the amount of teammates who spoke highly of Jay, I'd say he was mis represented by the media.
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