The Gumble Gap`s Theory

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The Gumble Gap`s theory State`s explicitly that, At any Given momen`t, 2 particle`s may be Fasten`d together using the Continu`um of Fabric. In this Case, the Space between the Particle`s is the Gap `n` the Fabric is the Gumble. Gumble Gap`s can be Use`d for many application`s, Including Scissor`s, Microscope`s, and Laser`s. Researcher`s have discover`d new Research Leading 2 the development of Macrobe`s, or as GranPappy call`s them, Gumble Gap`s. Gumble Gap`s can be use`d to discover new Theory`s, as well as Confirm old One`s. The Theory of Gumble Gap`s has actually Confirm`d some of Einstein`s old Principle`s from the 1919`s. As well, Sir Isaac Newton would be Happy 2 know that Gumple Gap`s has Validate`d many of his Theory`s. Call today to Find out what Gumble Gap`s can do for u!!! 8-) 8-) 8-)
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Can somebody explain what this is? Also I'm shedding endless tears for the reckless apostrophe abuse.
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It's like broken English, but typed out. Also, if there wasn't so much effort put into the font, I'd naturally assume this was a bot.
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Gumble Gap`s was discover`d in 1949 by a French Physicis`t name`d Neal Paco. This was well Before the invention of Particle Physic`s, so Needless 2 say, His Colleague`s was not Impress`d. :sick: Fast forward 90 Year`s, `n` Gumble Gap`s still Remain, stronger than Ever. :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:
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Say what you will but In 1733 (which, ironically, was 1 year before 1734 ), Galileo first look`d threw his Telescope. It was this Invention of the Telescope that Allow`d Galileo 2 see thing`s that u May not see Otherwise. Otherwise, u Would of seen them. Many of these Phenomena can be Attribute`d 2 Gumble Gap`s in that We can See them, but Not observe them. :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: So before U Say ur Prayer`s 2nite, Remember to thank Galileo for his Telescope `n` the Theory of Gumble Gap`s. :idea:
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Look, I'm going to have to be the Mod that draws the line in the sand. You gotta explain the font/apostrophe use, or I'm going to have to go through the arduous task of editing every one of your posts from here on out...
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wab wrote:Look, I'm going to have to be the Mod that draws the line in the sand. You gotta explain the font/apostrophe use, or I'm going to have to go through the arduous task of editing every one of your posts from here on out...
Yet another Gr8 way to use Gumble Gap`s Theorying `n` explain vis `a` vis these fantasticalable posts by me! You see the word`s are connected by the use of the apostrophe`s (the Gumble) to make the whole thing more sensible (no Gap`s). My Great Great Grandsister was an English teacher and taught me better than to right like a ****** Slob! :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:
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You made me do this.
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the Urban Dictionary has a different idea of what a gumble is ....

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gumble" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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I know this guy from a forum I used to go to LOL. Did you guys ban him forever?
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THE SPIDER wrote:I know this guy from a forum I used to go to LOL. Did you guys ban him forever?
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