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Spicy basil chicken, Pad Kee Mow, Mongolian Beef, General's chicken...are all my usual go-to meals. I'll get some lo mien or red chicken curry occasionally. I don't really do the rolls or rangoons or whatever, but will get after some egg drop soup once in a while.
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A high quality hot and sour soup owns all other soups.


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wab wrote:Spicy basil chicken, Pad Kee Mow, Mongolian Beef, General's chicken...are all my usual go-to meals. I'll get some lo mien or red chicken curry occasionally. I don't really do the rolls or rangoons or whatever, but will get after some egg drop soup once in a while.

i'm going to be pedantic here, because i think we're dangerously veering into thai food teritory, which is a whole nother set of rankings.

Like, people are talking about hot and sour soup, which is garbage compared to a good bowl of tom yum. ORRRR if we want to lump all those asians together, a good Pho or any number of ramen dishes. I'd even take a good bowl of miso soup over hot and sour!
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ultimately, there's general tso's and everything else. It's like when I get indian food... anytime I get anything other than chicken tikka masala, i just sit there regretting not ordering chicken tikka masala, which in my global rankings is top 5.
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RustyTrubisky wrote:ultimately, there's general tso's and everything else. It's like when I get indian food... anytime I get anything other than chicken tikka masala, i just sit there regretting not ordering chicken tikka masala, which in my global rankings is top 5.
I love tikka. It’s also hard to beat a proper butter chicken.
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RustyTrubisky wrote:ultimately, there's general tso's and everything else. It's like when I get indian food... anytime I get anything other than chicken tikka masala, i just sit there regretting not ordering chicken tikka masala, which in my global rankings is top 5.
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Butter chicken is like Peyton Manning. You'd be a fool not to draft him first overall, unless Tom Brady's Tikka Masala is standing right there.

I've been seriously mulling over my global cuisine rankings for the last few days because of this thread.
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RustyTrubisky wrote:ultimately, there's general tso's and everything else. It's like when I get indian food... anytime I get anything other than chicken tikka masala, i just sit there regretting not ordering chicken tikka masala, which in my global rankings is top 5.
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RustyTrubisky wrote:Butter chicken is like Peyton Manning. You'd be a fool not to draft him first overall, unless Tom Brady's Tikka Masala is standing right there.

I've been seriously mulling over my global cuisine rankings for the last few days because of this thread.


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