Hema2.0 wrote: ↑Mon Dec 04, 2023 9:26 pm ...

Best part of this for me: I can now choose to believe that THE John Joseph (Cro-Mags, Meat is for Pussies) is a Bears fan. And I will cling to that belief until this stupid season ends.

I've seen more than enough of Eberflus and Getsy to think that they should both go. Fields is down there, too--I don't think he's going to round into a starting-quality QB--but I still think that we should keep him around. And draft a QB. So, I want to preface this by saying that I'm not trying to ...

I've seen more than enough of Eberflus and Getsy to think that they should both go.

Fields is down there, too--I don't think he's going to round into a starting-quality QB--but I still think that we should keep him around. And draft a QB.

I don't think Jayden Daniels should make it out of the first round. To be fair, his build is a rather slight and, for a guy who runs as recklessly as he does, that's an durability concern. Physically Daniels is built like Desmond Ridder or Jared Goff coming out of college's, though he's a much more...

Another fun one on PFN. 1.1 TRADED to Arizona (Joe Alt) for 2, 17, 34, 2025 1st 1.2 TRADED to New England (Drake Maye) for 3, 35 1.3 TRADED to Tampa Bay (Caleb Williams) for 7, 42 1.4 Marvin Harrison, Jr - WR, Ohio St. Natch. 1.7 Jer'Zhan Newton - 3T, Illinois. For some teams, he's a stretch here. F...

The ideal play would seem to be Johnson on an appropriately rich long-term contract that lets us move him after two years. If everything clicks, we'll have some very nice options with Gordon coming due for a new contract. Smith is a keeper, but along with Stevenson that's a terrific CB rotation. No ...

The funniest, best, and truest rhing ever spoken in a movie:

So...what's happenin' in the clean world?

EricTighe wrote: ↑Mon Nov 27, 2023 10:00 pm How many screens we gonna run. Spread them out and if no one open let Fields get 5 yards..

FIRE GETSY

I think you've got it backward.

Have you ever seen an offense that looked more like it was called by a DC?

Which is to say: I think Eberflus is calling the offense. And I suspect that he's been doing so for a while.

ESPN's been cutting with terrifying regularity to Eberflus when we're on offense. Is there a reason for that? He seems really activevwhen they do, really talkative. I'm at what passes for a neighborhood bar in a soul-dead suburb of Seattle in front of a two-hour commute, and I've got my headphones o...

Donkeykongjr wrote: ↑Mon Nov 27, 2023 8:56 pm So you’re holding a helmet that’s clearly broken, the refs can see it, and you’re still going to call “taunting” and 1st towards disqualification?! You can’t pick up a flag and be reasonable?

These are career insurance adjusters and substitute middle-school math teachers. No, they can't.

Just to clarify: Max Fields is entertaining. He's still not a good QB.

Yep, we're getting Max Fields tonight.

That said, I wish he'd looked to the end zone there. That wasn't a planned screen--he took the checkdown.

dplank wrote: ↑Sun Nov 26, 2023 11:07 pm Someone will fall in love with Williams and pay a king’s ransom IMO

Problem is, it'll take at least two teams to fall in love with Williams since no one will believe that we're seriously deciding whether to keep Fields or to ditch him. Two teams or a Lynch-on-Pace snow job by Poles.

I just started watching Alt…I really like what I see. Question is, do we need him? Probably not, since it's difficult to imagine Braxton Jones sliding inside. Tackle depth is always great, but our bigger problems are on the inside (well, center and the Nate Davis-sized question mark at RG). That an...

Shot in the dark: does the rest of the list go rustlers cutthroats murderers bounty hunters desperadoes mugs pugs thugs nitwits halfwits dimwits vipers snipers con men Indian agents Mexican bandits muggers buggerers bushwhackers hornswogglers horse thieves bull dykes train robbers bank robbers ass-...

If you listen to Brad Biggs on the radio in the morning, he gets very wishy washy and mealy mouthed when challenged on anything or if any question challenges the coaches. Almost like someone who'd throw a grenade into the room and then walk away, right? Sorta like someone who'd avoid a direct quest...

I'm not sold on Fields. So tell me: which am I? Meatball, racist, or goober? I got an advance copy of his first draft and the list was actually much longer: -lead paint ingestors -children of single parent households -jackanapes -crypto investors -community college dropouts -children who were 100% ...

Umbali wrote: ↑Wed Nov 22, 2023 7:23 pm

karhu wrote: ↑Wed Nov 22, 2023 5:56 pm

I'm not sold on Fields.

So tell me: which am I? Meatball, racist, or goober?

goober. Goobers are yummy tho, so dont sweat it.

Yeah, but meatballs are tasty, too. I'm not entirely mollified.

Still a Dick Ark. I mean he insinuates that Jenkins was wrong in pulling on one play, but then he doesn't even try to credit him for that amazing block on the TD to DJ. Man, if we're going to come at the left guard the play before--and again, that's just my assumption of what went wrong--he does an...

Teddy KGB wrote: ↑Wed Nov 22, 2023 12:09 pmIt seems like fans for the most part, barring the meatballs and racists, else college football fan goobers who buy into the QB hype every year, have decided that Fields is the guy.

I'm not sold on Fields.

So tell me: which am I? Meatball, racist, or goober?

Of course - buiding the team up is always a great idea! No one disputes this. Purdy and Hurts are both great examples. But if I need two monster WR, a good HB, a good TE, and a Philly level OL to make my QB play well. That's a problem too. It's a problem if you're paying your QB top dollar. It's no...

It’s cool if people think we should replace JF1 as things stand today. But I want to know who and then tell me why they’re better. Don’t just say idiotic bullshit like Kirk Cousins or Kyler Murray and then move on. I believe it was Mike Florio who compared this to holding a lottery ticket with 3 of...

HisRoyalSweetness wrote: ↑Tue Nov 07, 2023 1:50 pm

The Marshall Plan wrote: ↑Tue Nov 07, 2023 12:55 pm Sometimes I think I rescued my wife from a cult.

Are you sure you've spelt "cult" correctly?

They're splitting up?

nm

Hrm. Either their chart or their narrative is wrong, then, since the chart has his 2024 salary subject to a full guarantee. Not sure I follow. No, sir! It is I who am not sure that I follow! Ahem. I might should've read the narrative, too; I thought we were talking about a single year, but now I ge...

and DL coach, LB coach, need a new RB coach (but that's only because it appears we had a turd in there that got fired - I'm sure someone will find a great gif based on 12-year old boy humor for that comment), need a DC. Since I don't think they would keep Flus and replace all the needed parts, I th...

Everything I've seen (which I guess amounts to Overthecap and sources that read Overthecap) says that his 2024 salary is guaranteed, not his 2025. Per Over The Cap: Sweat received a $20.43 million signing bonus and full guaranteed salaries in 2023 and 2024. Sweat's 2025 base salary will vest to a f...

Anyway, it's all academic: Iowa and Northwestern are in the process of ending football as we know it.

Record-low 29.5 over/under, and with half a minute left they haven't gotten half that many points between them.