Bearfacts wrote: ↑Wed Apr 17, 2024 11:48 am

LacertineForest wrote: ↑Wed Apr 17, 2024 8:46 am

Got any Penix poems?

No, but I can think of a Limerick that starts with;

There once was a lady from Phoenix

There once was a lady from Phoenix
Who's mouth desperately needed some Penix
The Cardinals had none
The draft hadn't begun
It was unclear to all who would she lick?

There is a GM named Poles Who has a clear set of goals He’s rebuilt his team So Bears’ fans can dream Of winning some more Super Bowls Got any Penix poems? :D There once was a QB named Penix On the field he would do "calisthenics" He'd fondle his schlong Tell receivers "Go LONG!"...

HisRoyalSweetness wrote: ↑Tue Apr 16, 2024 6:22 pm

o-pus #40 in B major wrote: ↑Tue Apr 16, 2024 9:58 am Loser has to write a poem about how good Ryan Poles is.

There is a GM named Poles
Who has a clear set of goals
He’s rebuilt his team
So Bears’ fans can dream
Of winning some more Super Bowls

Well played! BRAVO!

So haven't been on here in a few days, but I want everyone to know at some point this after noon, I will be working "howler monkeys" into my ruling. (dealing with parents who have had their kids come into state custody and working to get them back so it will be easy at some point to do th...

Arkansasbear wrote: ↑Tue Apr 16, 2024 12:41 pm

Ditka’s dictaphone wrote: ↑Fri Apr 12, 2024 9:58 am

For the sake of the children, please don’t

I dated a girl in law school for a long time. Thought I was going to marry her. Then I found out she had a backup Penix most of the time we were dating.

Some chicks charge dudes for that... Not that I know personally.

Heinz D. wrote: ↑Mon Apr 15, 2024 10:56 pm

dplank wrote: ↑Mon Apr 15, 2024 5:43 pm D absolutely helps QBs IMO. If they don’t have to press they will make less mistakes.

And, as I always like to point out, it gives them shorter fields.

Having a shorter field may help them WIN games, but it won't help them learn to adapt to the pro game's differences.

Respectfully, I disagree that the WR and DE positions are basically of the same import. The issue isn't as simple as "both positions could have an injury, so hedging your bet with an extra player at that position is the same for both". It's not that simple: if we draft a DE and he or Swea...

why this absurd fascination with the WR position? the Bears have DJ Moore & Keenan Allen and whoever is the QB will only have so many throws a game to share the ball with the WR's, TE's and RB's if they want to get WR help in later rounds, fine ... but to use the #9 pick on a WR would be absolu...

One of Odunze or Turner will be there at 9. Take whichever is there and it’s a win. Barring a team hopping up to 7, I think that's probably the case. The biggest difference in the 3rd WR vs the 3rd DE is that the 3rd DE is going to see more opportunities than the 3rd WR. If you have them graded equ...

Comparisons to Mahomes and Rodgers. Ranked ahead of Burrows and Lawrence in the same draft. Elite arm. Exceptional play making skills. Rushing ability. High completion percentage. All of that praise and yet he only give him a 21% chance of being elite? Is that because it's the Bears who'll draft hi...

The Marshall Plan wrote: ↑Thu Apr 11, 2024 4:19 pm

Noots wrote: ↑Thu Apr 11, 2024 4:02 pm

Nah, I think we've fully shot our load.

Wait until Penix holds his ball too long and takes a sack.

Lovingly…. Penix holds his ball too long and takes a sack Lovingly…

Ditka’s dictaphone wrote: ↑Thu Apr 11, 2024 1:31 pm I feel we all needed this thread to get the Penix jokes off our chest.

Yes, the Penix jokes just keep spurting out...

I only wish Penix could be here to read all of these. I'm sure he's NEVER had anyone make these jokes to him before. Mods, can we get Penix to post here? :D So you're looking for Penix to drop in on our party here and show his face? Penix! Show yourself! Come on in and and get lathered up with us! ...

Ditka’s dictaphone wrote: ↑Thu Apr 11, 2024 7:03 am

G08 wrote: ↑Wed Apr 10, 2024 7:17 pm

Would you say Penix excites you?

You love the Penix?

It’s not hard to love the Penix.

Especially when it's hitting you in the face over and over again swinging those (foot)balls all over the place!

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

wab wrote: ↑Thu Apr 11, 2024 8:14 am Well maybe I can repurpose my Fields jersey.

Oh, no no NO!

That puppy needs to be BURNED, not out of disrespect to Fields (who I like very much as a person and athlete) but as a means of dispelling the evil spirits from the new season! lol

As most of you know, I'm a big time Duck fan. I watched the Huskies kick our asses twice. You know who really impressed me from that team? Penix. The guy was amazingly accurated in both of those games. Would you say Penix excites you? You love the Penix? God bless that kid and whoever he plays for,...

dplank wrote: ↑Wed Apr 10, 2024 7:32 pm Fargin Iceholes

He'll cut your farging bells off!

Could derail the season. Bad outcome. Respectfully, and maybe I'm weird, I don't give a flying F about the coming season's outcome in terms of wins and losses. To me, this year is ALL about setting the stage for the next ten years or more. - Make sure you DEVELOP CW - Line his nest with quality off...

If something happened to Keenan Allen or DJ Moore, we'd be right back to last year's problems with our WR room. If something happened to Jones or Wright, that strong looking oline suddenly looks pretty suspect. I know I don't want Borom protecting Caleb. The difference between those and D is, our D...

Fair enough, but I think you are pretty dramatically under valuing what Justin Jones brought last year, and I think that the way to compensate since we didn't sign a FA there is by kicking Walker inside more often. Jones got a nice contract for a reason. And I'm a lot more confident in Scott than I...

I keep saying take the stud that is at 9. The stud OT, the stud WR, the stud DE. When is the next time this team will have the chance to put two top 10 picks on the team in the same year? If it is Odunze, I would jump all over that. Build up a kick ass O, the likes us fans have never seen before. W...

I feel so old, lol. The Cutler trade was a huge, huge deal around here. His entire Bears tenure was full of botched decisions and missteps by management that didn't pair well with a guy who tended to turn the ball over. The Packers NFC title game should've been the last game for him as a Bear, but ...

I'd love to know how they approached that! Seems like a mistake to arbitrarily divide them up and maybe have them advocating for a guy who isn't really what they want. If it were me, step one would be to say that I'm dividing the staff into groups for each position, and that everyone should go to t...

Oh it's true, it's damn true. This franchise has taught us to fear the inevitable failure of our QBs. If anyone could screw up Caleb it's us. But it's different this time. He's got a different swag. He's got that swag TMP has always dreamed of. He's gonna drag this franchise kicking and screaming i...

Poles has divided the scouting department into Team Ol, Team WR, and Team DE. Each team will make its case for taking one of their guys at #9. So, which team are you on and who's your guy? I'm picking Team WR and making the case for Rome Odunze. I doubt Nabers and Harrison make it to #9. Odunze is ...

I’d be ok with Bowers, but boy is that a luxury pick I'm not so sure! As others have mentioned, going to a "positionless" scheme could have major advantages to how we manage both the playbook and the roster / draft. With Bowers playing a sort of hybrid TE/WR role that would mean we have L...

Perhaps he thinks as long as he's around, he'll never consider any Bear player being a zero. As tradition bound as GMcC is I would guess he may even have had an issue for someone wearing numbers #1 and #2 so he felt he had to draw the line somewhere. At least now he's being an owner and just owning...

dplank wrote: ↑Mon Apr 01, 2024 3:44 pm Yogi’s basket, Ark and Noots discussing - I got all the nostalgia feels going on

I'm here TOO dplank! You know you love and miss me!

CW is at some football camp in Ohio this week. Herbstreet just accidently name dropped him as being at a camp with his kid, who is a high school QB in Ohio. Said he looks "ridiculous." "Ridiculous" in a GOOD way, or "ridiculous" like a clown? I hope it's the former...

If they DO get an earlier start and an extra game it;s kinda awesome and hard to not feel like the planets may finally be aligning in the Bears' favor. Perhaps the league is starting to stack the deck to encourage the success of CW and the Bears. It would make a great story and would be wonderful fo...