When the Packers took Love, I wanted to get Hurts and watch the Love Hurts Bowl for the next decade. It didn't happen, but I will take a Fields of Hurts Bowl.

Bears: 31
Eagles: 30

It almost looks like EQ gets to the top of his route and doesn't know which way to go. It's really bad football on any level. I think I'm finally done with this dude. I hope Poles feels the same way.

Bears: 20
Packers: 22

The Bears have a chance in this one, but the shadowy figure known only as "Ryan P" has apparently paid off the refs again.

4 - O-Line 3 - JF1 2 - WR 1 - Getsy I think Getsy is the least of our problems. The late calls last week were brutal and now Fields is hurting, but he did implement an offense for Fields that put up historical numbers over the last month. The o-line is just bad. We knew it going into the season, but...

Jets: 27
Bears: 17

Skynet was programmed by Lil Wayne. He may or may not have been inebriated at the time.

https://twitter.com/ESPNStatsInfo/status/1591898381172998146?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1591898381172998146%7Ctwgr%5Ec76dfaeae1fcacece3f704d895f92d4d61cf0210%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.elevenwarriors.com%2Fohio-state-football%2F2022%2F11%2F134841%2Facross-t...

I would think AI could handle things like the clock and where to place the ball rather quickly..... probably better than our meat-sack brains could do it. Then, once you have Skynet in place, helping the Packers win will be easier than ever.

Bears: 34 Falcons: 17 JF1 pulls up game day in a Toyota Camry and proceeds to scorch the Falcons defense for 200 yards on the ground with 150 yards in the air and 4 total TD's. I expect no less than 8 close up shots of Pace in the booth after JF1 rips off highlight reel play after highlight reel play.

No. You let me have this. I've been married to a Packer fan for 20 years and spent every holiday surrounded by them. I am going to lord this over them for decades!!!

Based on the Getsy hire, I think Flus has earned the right to choose the next OC if and when Getsy is promoted externally. Maybe Flus has a good eye for coordinators. Maybe he got lucky.

So we just waived Tonges. I wonder if it's for Pringle, Adams or this guy.

"If he was in a school zone, I'd tell him to slow the fuck down."

I love all of this

I see a bright future for these two.....

The coming out party for Justin was the New England game IMO. He's done nothing but build off that since. It is truly an exciting time to be a Bears fan.

I think this is the game where Montgomery reminds us why he's our RB1. Monty pops off for 180+ rushing yards and 3 TDs.

Bears: 34
Lions: 16

At this point, I'd be afraid to be selected as a defensive captain on this team. It's like the Madden curse.

https://twitter.com/JosinaAnderson/status/1587502660172894209?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1587502660172894209%7Ctwgr%5E0fe095f4ee40910f9af08d4b11155d01bc93e208%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.redditmedia.com%2Fmediaembed%2Fyjfpj6%3Fresponsive%3Dtrueis_nightmode%3...

https://twitter.com/FieldYates/status/1587170673461436417 I liked watching Roquan play. He was a great player for us and I will miss him. The locker room will miss his leadership. That said, having a bajillion dollars in cap space next year coupled with this slate of draft picks is pretty darn excit...

Bears: 17
Dolphins: 31

It's tank time. Anybody who scores a point, other than Justin and Cairo, will be traded at half-time.

Bears: 35
Cowboys: 13

Defense chips in with 2 TDs.