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Update: Cody Parkey is a disgrace to place kickers

Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2018 2:53 pm
by UOK
I think it’s time to call this deal a bust. He’s useless.

Re: Cody Parkey can go.

Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2018 2:57 pm
by southdakbearfan
Boy. He sure is bad today

Re: Cody Parkey can go.

Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2018 2:59 pm
by The Marshall Plan
He's not leaving Nagy any options here.

Cody Parkey can go.

Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2018 3:01 pm
by Kooked
They can’t have him around if they make it to the playoffs.

Re: Cody Parkey can go.

Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2018 3:04 pm
by southdakbearfan
He is gonna be here. Almost 6 mill hit next year if they cut him.

Re: Cody Parkey can go.

Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2018 3:07 pm
by UOK
I don’t care about the money at this point. You can’t afford the losses from his inconsistency.

Re: Cody Parkey can go.

Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2018 3:12 pm
by Umbali
he needs to go...really needs to go!!!

Re: Cody Parkey can go.

Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2018 3:45 pm
by The Marshall Plan
UOK wrote:I don’t care about the money at this point. You can’t afford the losses from his inconsistency.
This.

The sucky performance is even more expensive than the contract. They need to bring people in this week for tryouts.

Re: Cody Parkey can go.

Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2018 3:49 pm
by Umbali
The Marshall Plan wrote:
UOK wrote:I don’t care about the money at this point. You can’t afford the losses from his inconsistency.
This.

The sucky performance is even more expensive than the contract. They need to bring people in this week for tryouts.

Even if to scare his dumb ass

Who is available?! Someone find out for me cus Im um maybe drunk

Re: Cody Parkey can go.

Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2018 4:02 pm
by Otis Day
Consistent? Consistently hits the uprights. Why they handed over the $$ to him this off season is beyond me.

Re: Cody Parkey can go.

Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2018 4:22 pm
by EricTighe
He sucks Donkey dicks.

Damn scary thought if we have a close game.

Maybe bring in the ex Cowboy kicker for a tryout.

Re: Cody Parkey can go.

Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2018 4:30 pm
by UOK
EricTighe wrote:He sucks Donkey dicks.

Damn scary thought if we have a close game.

Maybe bring in the ex Cowboy kicker for a tryout.
Vikings already signed Dan Bailey.

Re: Cody Parkey can go.

Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2018 4:38 pm
by UOK
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Speaking to #Bears kicker Cody Parkey this week, he doesn't come down to Soldier Field during the week because of the commute issues, Maybe he should re-think it.

Re: Cody Parkey can go.

Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2018 4:42 pm
by G08
UOK wrote:

Speaking to #Bears kicker Cody Parkey this week, he doesn't come down to Soldier Field during the week because of the commute issues, Maybe he should re-think it.
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Re: Cody Parkey can go.

Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2018 4:45 pm
by EricTighe
So making 4.5 million a year and you can't practice with your own team. WTF you gotta be kidding me.
Somebody needs to Uber his ass to the practice.

I only thought I didn't like him before that. I'm 6'1" and 235 lbs let me catch that puny son of a bitch in person and I will go to jail with a smile on my face.
Not from Illinois so how much time for bitch slapping a bitch back into his momma womb?

Re: Cody Parkey can go.

Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2018 4:59 pm
by The Marshall Plan
Parkey has to go. This shit can't continue. We're well on the way to being a playoff team and it's just not acceptable.

Re: Cody Parkey can go.

Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2018 5:36 pm
by Otis Day
EricTighe wrote:So making 4.5 million a year and you can't practice with your own team. WTF you gotta be kidding me.
Somebody needs to Uber his ass to the practice.

I only thought I didn't like him before that. I'm 6'1" and 235 lbs let me catch that puny son of a bitch in person and I will go to jail with a smile on my face.
Not from Illinois so how much time for bitch slapping a bitch back into his momma womb?
The team doesn't practice at Soldier Field, they practice at Halas Hall. He stays with the team when he should take a drive in town at least a few times a week. The wind is the problem in Soldier Field.

Re: Cody Parkey can go.

Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2018 5:44 pm
by The Marshall Plan
https://twitter.com/AdamHoge/status/1061748947499315201

This is really frustrating.

From Adam Hoge on Twitter:

"Matt Nagy on if the #Bears will look at other kickers this week: “Oh no. There’s zero chance of that.”"

Re: Cody Parkey can go.

Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2018 5:48 pm
by GSH
" we cant have him around if we make the playoffs"

his kicking is looking like a real reason we might not even make the playoffs. you make the change like you would any other position, you find a replacement. Imagine missing another crucial FG in OT to send us through like in miami? cant risk it.

Re: Cody Parkey can go.

Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2018 5:53 pm
by Otis Day
The Marshall Plan wrote:https://twitter.com/AdamHoge/status/1061748947499315201

This is really frustrating.

From Adam Hoge on Twitter:

"Matt Nagy on if the #Bears will look at other kickers this week: “Oh no. There’s zero chance of that.”"
Not surprised for a couple of reasons.

1) Nagy doesn't seem like the kind of guy that is going to discuss this problem right after a game to the media, no less. This is an in house issue.

2) I think they believe in him and it is kind of like the Crosby deal in GB, let him respond next week. If he doesn't next week, then I believe it will happen.

Re: Cody Parkey can go.

Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2018 6:02 pm
by KOP_Snake
Bring on the tryouts. Ideally you find a guy through tryouts like they found Gould back in the day. At the worst he kicks as badly as Cody Parkey.

Re: Cody Parkey can go.

Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2018 6:04 pm
by EricTighe
I agree except I don't think Margarine is anything close to Crosby. Crosby earned a bad streak, Margarine hasn't earned anything but a 4.5 million contract and a phobia for traffic.

Re: Cody Parkey can go.

Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2018 6:05 pm
by Bears Whiskey Nut
Guys. He had a bad day. He's actually not that bad. Statistically, he's one of the most accurate kickers in history. If he has another game like that, then launch him. You're not going to find a kicker on the street that will be better. That's why they are on the street.

Re: Cody Parkey can go.

Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2018 6:20 pm
by EricTighe
Have you seen his stats this year?

Re: Cody Parkey can go.

Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2018 6:24 pm
by EricTighe
Whether or not anyone beats him out bring in some kickers to scare the living crap out of him to get his crap right.

We will need him to be right as the season goes on. If not get rid of him. He is barely over 50% on the year. That is not acceptable.

Cody Parkey can go.

Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2018 6:42 pm
by BR0D1E86
EricTighe wrote:Whether or not anyone beats him out bring in some kickers to scare the living crap out of him to get his crap right.

We will need him to be right as the season goes on. If not get rid of him. He is barely over 50% on the year. That is not acceptable.
He’s at 72% after today, which sucks. But it’s well above 50%. If he missed his next 8 he’d be at 50%.

Re: Cody Parkey can go.

Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2018 8:01 pm
by GSH
guy suuuuuuuuucks

Re: Cody Parkey can go.

Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2018 9:25 pm
by Moriarty
I realize there's almost no choice for players to criticize after a game like today, but some of you guys are getting a little wacky with the Parkey hate.

He's hit an excellent % for his career, an excellent % last year, and a good % this year until today.

It's one bad (and incredibly bizarre) day, people. Sure, if it turns into a multigame skid, you need to start thinking, but not one day. He didn't even have a single miss that was off by more than a foot.

Re: Cody Parkey can go.

Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2018 9:38 pm
by Rakshir
Robbie Gould hit 84.6% of his FG's the year before the Bears let him go. He was at 75% the year before, his lowest completion percentage while with the Bears. Was never below 96.6% in Extra Points made.

I find it it funny that the talk was Gould had the yips and had to go but Parkey's just in a funk and a great kicker in comparison. Also take into account Gould kicked in Soldier's Field in the Weather all those years and still compiled those stats.

Re: Cody Parkey can go.

Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2018 9:44 pm
by Bears Whiskey Nut
Rakshir wrote:Robbie Gould hit 84.6% of his FG's the year before the Bears let him go. He was at 75% the year before, his lowest completion percentage while with the Bears. Was never below 96.6% in Extra Points made.

I find it it funny that the talk was Gould had the yips and had to go but Parkey's just in a funk and a great kicker in comparison. Also take into account Gould kicked in Soldier's Field in the Weather all those years and still compiled those stats.
Also take into account the distance of the extra point.

No one is saying that Parkey is without fault, or doesn't deserve a great deal of criticism. But to think you're going to go out on the street and find a better kicker than Parkey, at this point in the season is ludicrous. You want to bring someone in to push him...fine. But you're not going to find a better kicker, who's just sitting on his couch during week 10 of the season.