Update: Cody Parkey is a disgrace to place kickers

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Re: Update: Cody Parkey is a disgrace to place kickers

Tue Jan 15, 2019 12:57 pm

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Re: Update: Cody Parkey is a disgrace to place kickers

Tue Jan 15, 2019 1:00 pm

^ :rofl:
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Re: Update: Cody Parkey is a disgrace to place kickers

Tue Jan 15, 2019 1:08 pm

Jesus prefers the rink.

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Parkey's a self-serving gutless fish. He'll probably start a mindlessly boring podcast called "What I Do, Not Who I Am" after he's released before starring in a CLN "Hope Through Failure" reality series.
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Re: Update: Cody Parkey is a disgrace to place kickers

Tue Jan 15, 2019 5:13 pm

God is dead but he still hates Parkey.
"I wouldn't take him for a conditional 7th. His next contract will pay him more than he could possibly contribute.".

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Re: Update: Cody Parkey is a disgrace to place kickers

Tue Jan 15, 2019 8:49 pm

WagonForce wrote:Does anyone else think Parkey might be angling to get released? As it appears that he didn't coordinate with the Bears before going on a freaking talk show in the aftermath of a heartbreaking playoff loss that he played a key role in, that would make him either reckless/extremely out of touch or he knows that it would push the Bears towards turfing him.

The guy hates the traffic he has to battle to practice at Soldier field, he got booed off the field by the fans, is getting roasted in social media. His money is guaranteed, does he want to be cut?
It's not out of the question. I saw a clip of TMZ reporters hounding him after his Today Show interview. He looked like a defeated man. I think he may want to put Chicago behind him.
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Re: Update: Cody Parkey is a disgrace to place kickers

Tue Jan 15, 2019 11:55 pm

WagonForce wrote:Does anyone else think Parkey might be angling to get released? As it appears that he didn't coordinate with the Bears before going on a freaking talk show in the aftermath of a heartbreaking playoff loss that he played a key role in, that would make him either reckless/extremely out of touch or he knows that it would push the Bears towards turfing him.

The guy hates the traffic he has to battle to practice at Soldier field, he got booed off the field by the fans, is getting roasted in social media. His money is guaranteed, does he want to be cut?
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Re: Update: Cody Parkey is a disgrace to place kickers

Wed Jan 16, 2019 1:09 am

Richie wrote:
WagonForce wrote:Does anyone else think Parkey might be angling to get released? As it appears that he didn't coordinate with the Bears before going on a freaking talk show in the aftermath of a heartbreaking playoff loss that he played a key role in, that would make him either reckless/extremely out of touch or he knows that it would push the Bears towards turfing him.

The guy hates the traffic he has to battle to practice at Soldier field, he got booed off the field by the fans, is getting roasted in social media. His money is guaranteed, does he want to be cut?
It's not out of the question. I saw a clip of TMZ reporters hounding him after his Today Show interview. He looked like a defeated man. I think he may want to put Chicago behind him.
I doubt it because who is going to give him a contract after last season? Yeah he got some money but I am sure he would prefer to keep kicking and his best chance is to at least have a successful preseason.
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Re: Update: Cody Parkey is a disgrace to place kickers

Wed Jan 16, 2019 12:26 pm

Robbie Gould on podcast: 'I love Chicago'

https://247sports.com/nfl/chicago-bears/Article/Robbie-Gould-potential-Bears-return-127910872/

I'm starting to warm up to the thought of Gould coming back.
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Re: Update: Cody Parkey is a disgrace to place kickers

Wed Jan 16, 2019 12:33 pm

Maybe we can bring in Becca Longo to try-out for, um..... reasons.
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Re: Update: Cody Parkey is a disgrace to place kickers

Wed Jan 16, 2019 12:34 pm

I'd offer him a 2 year, $5M deal. $2M in year one, $3M in year two. Year to year after that.
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Re: Update: Cody Parkey is a disgrace to place kickers

Thu Jan 17, 2019 9:35 am

Restructure his contract.... don't change the money, just add in a clause that says "monies will be adjusted by the season end FG percentage. Each missed extra point is a 5% deduction." Greedy mofo probably won't miss a kick.
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Re: Update: Cody Parkey is a disgrace to place kickers

Sat Jan 26, 2019 2:57 pm

LSU Tracy just with a missed PAT and it was not close. replay shows laces in and probably tipped too.

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