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Roger's turns the lake to wine in his pregame warm up. He begins to levitate during the first quarter. Half the board commits Harakiri by half. 3rd quarter the white practice squad olb sacks the floating Roger's and he dies on the field. The olb is drawn and quartered on the field. The bears put up points in the 3rd. Roger's emerges from beneath the blood soaked field in the 4th and is high as a kite. He can't speak coherently but still leads multiple scoring drives.

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Luckily the Bears have a legitimate shot of winning against the Packers this year, at Lambeau...

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No seriously. We're going to get destroyed. The Packers won't even need the obvious bias by the referees that they are sure to get. Rodgers completely destroys our secondary, while what's left of our front seven gets gashed in the run game. Our offense will muster 150 yards and 13 points, 7 of which come in the second half of the 4th quarter. This one is over before it ever starts;

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bonus prediction: its 17-0 packers at the half
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and yet again the Bears get to show a prime time national audience what a shitshow they have become

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This feels like a 50-burger

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Fields is back and is going to “own” Lambeau.

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I just don't see this going well, no matter what happens.
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Wonder if Nagy changed his mind when Mooney practically under cut him regarding Fields' pain.
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have a feeling that an already inconsistent Fields is going to be REALLY rusty
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UOK wrote: ↑Wed Dec 08, 2021 3:17 pm
I hate the son of a bitch with a passion, but history shows he does in fact own the Bears ... and it is up to the Bears to change that
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I am glad he didn't back track on what he said. The truth is the truth and it hurts like a mofo. We have witnessed it and he is a bad mother......shut your mouth.
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Otis Day wrote: ↑Wed Dec 08, 2021 4:42 pm I am glad he didn't back track on what he said. The truth is the truth and it hurts like a mofo. We have witnessed it and he is a bad mother......shut your mouth.
If only that him re-stating this will emphasize how far we have fallen when we come out on Sunday night and put on an offensive performance as inspiring as a wet noodle.
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He’ll be eating those badly chosen words on Sunday 🐻👇
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It's almost too bad that the Bears don't find a defender who's ready to retire and tell him "go break Rogers, we'll hire you as a 'Special Scout' for the next 10 years, 10 hours of work a week, max. Make sure he can't walk off the field."

I say almost, because that would open things up to retaliation (not like the Packers haven't done that to the Bears before), and it would further ruin the sport, but it would at least be a certain amount of justice.
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Inspiring.
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Xee wrote: ↑Wed Dec 08, 2021 11:22 pm

Inspiring.
He can't offend the boss.
2023 Chicago Bears... emerging from a long hibernation, and hungry!
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Ditka’s dictaphone wrote: ↑Wed Dec 08, 2021 4:59 pm He’ll be eating those badly chosen words on Sunday 🐻👇
No he won't because he's not wrong.
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21-5
6208 yards (avg of 238 a game)
57 TDs
10 ints
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OWNED!!!! For Fs sake an int about every 3rd game.

It is real and undeniable. I think I heard this morning he is 13-2 the past 15 games with only 2 ints. Embearassing.
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If it bleeds, we can kill it.
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AZ_Bearfan wrote: ↑Thu Dec 09, 2021 11:03 am If it bleeds, we can kill it.
Yeah - but with our luck, Rodgers has blood of molecular acid like Xenomorph XX121.
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UOK wrote: ↑Wed Dec 08, 2021 1:01 pm
Only reason to have a spec of interest in this game. That and maybe that we find a way to break Erin’s ass and ruin their season.
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IE wrote: ↑Thu Dec 09, 2021 11:29 am
AZ_Bearfan wrote: ↑Thu Dec 09, 2021 11:03 am If it bleeds, we can kill it.
Yeah - but with our luck, Rodgers has blood of molecular acid like Xenomorph XX121.
Haha! Game over man!
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im going to watch this game because apparently i hate myself
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GSH wrote: ↑Thu Dec 09, 2021 10:31 pm im going to watch this game because apparently i hate myself
Let's all get in the chat and laugh at the fact that we are still watching this team. We could treat it like Mystery Science 3000, but we could call it Bears Mystery 2021.
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Justin Fields dropped by to remind you guys he was a big underdog to Clemson and channeled his inner MJ and "he took that personally" He's doing the same this week and this becomes his big win of his rookie season. Passes for over 300 yards with 3 TDs and run in another.

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This results in us winning out, making the playoffs and Nagy being back. Outside the Buffalo Bills, no one circles the wagons like Matt Nagy.

Just in case some youngsters don't get the reference:

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