Hema2.0 to be named Chicago's next GM!

[Hema2.0]

In a startling announcement, BFO poster Hema2.0 has been named the next GM for the Chicago Bears. George McCaskey said of the hire, " He dont know jack shit, kinda like me, so it was a perfect fit."

It is rumored that Hema2.0 has already began reaching out for his HC search. An invitation had been sent to posters dplank and rich555 for the vacant coaching position, but due to a scheduling error, both showed up at Halas Hall at the same time. After the ensuing "Brawl at the Hall", which both candidates claim to have won, the doors were locked and they were sent home.

More news to follow.

[Hema2.0]

who do you have for Hema2.0's head coach?

[wab]

[Grizzled]

I'm retired, lots of time. I can scour the 'Net and be an expert advisor to Hema....

[The Marshall Plan]

Has anyone applied to be the Assistant To The Traveling Secretary yet?

Asking for a friend.

[UOK]

Hello everyone. Thank you for being on the forum.

@Xee and @wab are online, and will be available for questions you may have for them.

This a demanding community, and it requires extraordinary sacrifices from members, moderators, administrators, and our hosting services. The decisions we're making today are especially difficult, because @Hema2.0 is a outstanding poster, with high character and have always represented BFO with dignity and class. We appreciate their efforts.

That said, after posting that he himself was being named general manager of the Bears, and after having spoken with Bill Polian, Hema 2.0 will no longer be considered a top-tier member of the forum. Take everything Hema says in regards to this message with a grain of salt.

[HisRoyalSweetness]

Hello everyone. Thank you for being on the forum.

@Xee and @wab are online, and will be available for questions you may have for them.

This a demanding community, and it requires extraordinary sacrifices from members, moderators, administrators, and our hosting services. The decisions we're making today are especially difficult, because @Hema2.0 is a outstanding poster, with high character and have always represented BFO with dignity and class. We appreciate their efforts.

That said, after posting that he himself was being named general manager of the Bears, and after having spoken with Bill Polian, Hema 2.0 will no longer be considered a top-tier member of the forum. Take everything Hema says in regards to this message with a grain of salt.

[Boris13c]

Hello everyone. Thank you for being on the forum.

@Xee and @wab are online, and will be available for questions you may have for them.

This a demanding community, and it requires extraordinary sacrifices from members, moderators, administrators, and our hosting services. The decisions we're making today are especially difficult, because @Hema2.0 is a outstanding poster, with high character and have always represented BFO with dignity and class. We appreciate their efforts.

That said, after posting that he himself was being named general manager of the Bears, and after having spoken with Bill Polian, Hema 2.0 will no longer be considered a top-tier member of the forum. Take everything Hema says in regards to this message with a grain of salt.

well, since he started this as a means of talking to himself, it appears he has the "delusional" category locked up pretty tight as a qualifier ... however, with a new regime, it was my understanding that was part of the past qualification list and no longer part of the current qualification search by the organization

[thunderspirit]

Hello everyone. Thank you for being on the forum.

@Xee and @wab are online, and will be available for questions you may have for them.

This a demanding community, and it requires extraordinary sacrifices from members, moderators, administrators, and our hosting services. The decisions we're making today are especially difficult, because @Hema2.0 is a outstanding poster, with high character and have always represented BFO with dignity and class. We appreciate their efforts.

That said, after posting that he himself was being named general manager of the Bears, and after having spoken with Bill Polian, Hema 2.0 will no longer be considered a top-tier member of the forum. Take everything Hema says in regards to this message with a grain of salt.

[Arkansasbear]

So did he get the title of "Player of the Month" because he's the new GM, OR did they name him GM because he was player of the month??

[Hema2.0]

Hello everyone. Thank you for being on the forum.

@Xee and @wab are online, and will be available for questions you may have for them.

This a demanding community, and it requires extraordinary sacrifices from members, moderators, administrators, and our hosting services. The decisions we're making today are especially difficult, because @Hema2.0 is a outstanding poster, with high character and have always represented BFO with dignity and class. We appreciate their efforts.

That said, after posting that he himself was being named general manager of the Bears, and after having spoken with Bill Polian, Hema 2.0 will no longer be considered a top-tier member of the forum. Take everything Hema says in regards to this message with a grain of salt.

I'm pretty sure I can get Harry Heistand to vouch for me!

Well played!

[Hema2.0]

With all the interviews being offered, I wouldnt be surprised if one of you got an invite. Just remember the boys at BFO when you make it big.

[o-pus #40 in B major]

This thread is priceless.

[Hema2.0]

I'm not going to lie, the interview did not start going well pretty early on so I threw out my wildcard and showed George what I found. He dropped to his knees and starting praying and offered the position on the spot. For a 1st grade level test I personally thought it was easy, but it sure did impress them!

That's right, I found them all!

[Bears Whiskey Nut]

Hello everyone. Thank you for being on the forum.

@Xee and @wab are online, and will be available for questions you may have for them.

This a demanding community, and it requires extraordinary sacrifices from members, moderators, administrators, and our hosting services. The decisions we're making today are especially difficult, because @Hema2.0 is a outstanding poster, with high character and have always represented BFO with dignity and class. We appreciate their efforts.

That said, after posting that he himself was being named general manager of the Bears, and after having spoken with Bill Polian, Hema 2.0 will no longer be considered a top-tier member of the forum. Take everything Hema says in regards to this message with a grain of salt.

HA! I tend to believe him actually.

Congrats on your new position Hema. I don't want to know what went down between you and Ginny to make this happen, but congrats all the same.

I'm really good at throwing footballs. I can throw one about five yards on a rope. Can I be the ball boy?

[Bears Whiskey Nut]

I'm not going to lie, the interview did not start going well pretty early on so I threw out my wildcard and showed George what I found. He dropped to his knees and starting praying and offered the position on the spot. For a 1st grade level test I personally thought it was easy, but it sure did impress them!

That's right, I found them all!

WOW! You're like a Stephen Hawking guy!

[Grizzled]

Still waiting for the announcement that a keg is going to be tapped every day at 3:00 p.m. in the break room.