NEWS: Urlacher says criticism 'unwarranted'

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All I can say, to Urlachers defense is that having back problems is no joke. It HAS to be what has been Urlacher's problem since 07, he's tried playing it off like its not a problem but when I watch him play it seems obvious.
Yeah I agree...he looks super stiff out there. Just not very fluid. He doesn't flow to the ball anylonger and when he;s dropped back in coverage with his back to the QB he struggles to get his body turned back around.
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Well, good thing he raped us for that extra $18 million.
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G08 wrote:Well, good thing he raped us for that extra $18 million.

wonder why, with that kind of coin, he doesn't simply hire a team of massage therapists ... hell, that trio I hired for a 3 hour session were wonderful, and I honestly had no aches or pains for a week

and no ya pervs, this wasn't 3 hookers ... 3 actual massage therapists, working as a team ... the deep tissue one, the over all stretching and pounding one, and the deep relaxation one, with the aroma therapy oils to finish ... simply superb

AND it works when you have folks who actually know what they are doing rather than just getting a nice rubdown from your spouse, which feels good, but does not address all the kinks and knots
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the over all stretching and pounding one
Not so sure that's my cup of tea :)
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Boris13c wrote:and no ya pervs, this wasn't 3 hookers ... 3 actual massage therapists, working as a team ...
They were at least asian though, right?

Ever since this movie I can't even hear the word massage without getting a little rigid.

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Ah Lucy... I'm not into pain, but for her I could make an exception.
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G08 wrote:Not so sure that's my cup of tea :)
dude - don't knock it until you tried it ... I admit, some of the deep tissue stuff and pounding has some pain, but when you feel everything all warm and relaxed when they're done, it is certainly worth it

and, thanks to these 3 lovely ladies, I even actually learned some better stretching techniques, which is important to an aging weekend warrior
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gaba wrote:They were at least asian though, right?
lol

1 of the 3 was - the final relaxation therapist with the aroma therapy oils ... she could have saved the oils and simply rubbed her naked body on me (she smelled truly wonderful), but alas, it wasn't that kind of party
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