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Justin Verlander fondly recalls the day he met Kate Upton
Glossy magazines inform us that Tigers right-hander/erstwhile ace Justin Verlander has for some time been dating supermodel/Queen of the Internet Kate Upton. On that subject, Thursday -- "Throwback Thursday," in the parlance of Kids These Days -- occasioned the following image, which, according to Mr. Verlander, is the day he met the lovely and talented Ms. Upton ...

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Kate Upton still seems nice! Anyhow, the image comes via Mr. Verlander's Instagram account ( " onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; ), and therein you can find the witty caption. Also, compliments to Jay Bruce on what appears to be a successful flanking maneuver.

In conclusion, Justin Verlander is still doing all right when it comes to doing all right.
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I'm assuming you didn't see The Fappening image of Verlander's load all over Ms. Upton's back and ass?
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When gravity catches up to her, it'll be unfortunate, but over the last handful of years, my god. Illegally hot.
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wab wrote:I'm assuming you didn't see The Fappening image of Verlander's load all over Ms. Upton's back and ass?

no, I did not and no, I don't want to

see Ms Upton's ass though (without the splooge) is always a nice thing
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