Rank's 11 Week 3 sleepers: Jay Cutler for the win

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Rank's 11 Week 3 sleepers: Jay Cutler for the win
It was festive week in Los Angeles. Mostly because Jay Cutler was in town! All right, I might have been the only one who noticed. But what a great week it was!

I had almost bought a ticket for the Dolphins and Chargers game on Sunday to see Jay. Which makes sense seeing I'm the last Jay Cutler fan. But I just couldn't do it. I couldn't go out there and watch the coach we (the Bears) should have hired (Adam Gase) leading the quarterback we never should have gotten rid of. I didn't have the stomach to watch that in person. It was tough enough on television. But here's the real question. Do I have the guts to actually start Cutler this week in fantasy?

I know, you're probably not even reading this sentence right now. You've probably said, "LAWLZ," closed this window and have sought me out on Twitter to call me a Bears-loving moron.

And I'm not saying you're wrong. But Cutler is a great start this week against the Jets. That's right, the Dolphins are playing the Jets. You feel a little silly for defaming now, aren't you? Because you didn't realize it was the Jets. So you feel terrible? Don't you? It's cool. You don't have to say you're sorry.
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I'm starting him, because the Jets defense is turrabull.
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wab wrote:I'm starting him, because the Jets defense is turrabull.

I'm guessing you and the author of the article didn't do so well
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Good Jay/Bad Jay
Not a guy to depend on in fantasy or reality
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Fail.
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