Ex Girlfriend Stories

[The Marshall Plan]

We’ve all got ‘em.

Don’t be shy.

I’ll start.

There were three women close to me in my life. One of them I dated. She was the hot chick in junior high / high school and lived next door to my best friend.

One of them was the girl next door. We hung out as kids and even went to each other’s birthday parties.

Another was like a sister to me. We even looked alike. Had the same birth month. And had the same interests. Nothing serious ever happened.

They all became lesbians.

My wife is the only woman I’ve ever been close to that has not turned into a lesbian.

[UOK]

This has the almost 100% likelihood of becoming a sexist wormhole, so let's not.