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would you hit it?

Thu Oct 01, 2009 12:18 pm

a simple game I am bringing over from another site

the goal is to find those diamonds in the rough rather than stating the obvious (like Salma Hayek ... I don't know a man who wouldn't ... and I know many non-gay women who would be willing to ... so she is an obvious and not eligible)

I'll start

Jennifer Coolidge (aka Stifler's Mom) ... I wanted to nail her as soon as I saw her in American Pie ... but she isn't really out there as a known quantity ... she is however damn tasty

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so, I would ... would you?
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Re: would you hit it?

Thu Oct 01, 2009 12:24 pm

Boris13c wrote:Jennifer Coolidge (aka Stifler's Mom) ... I wanted to nail her as soon as I saw her in American Pie ... but she isn't really out there as a known quantity ... she is however damn tasty

so, I would ... would you?
Put me down for a YES.


Of course, you can also put me down for really flexible standards.
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Re: would you hit it?

Thu Oct 01, 2009 12:38 pm

someone else to consider ... she was a young hottie at one time

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as she has gotten older, many dropped her from the hottie radar ... I think she has aged gracefully and is still quite do-able as a current day grandmother - Helen Mirren

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Re: would you hit it?

Thu Oct 01, 2009 1:11 pm

She was gonna be my suggestion. She may have looked pretty good when she was young, but I think she may actually look better now.
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Re: would you hit it?

Fri Oct 02, 2009 7:29 am

Put me down for a big fat NO for Helen...considering she looks almost exactly like my mother. (Cue the inappropriate I'd bang WAB's mom responses.)
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Re: would you hit it?

Fri Oct 02, 2009 8:11 am

Stifler's Mom......I'm leaning towards no, but I really need a head to toe shot.

Helen Mirren, no.

WAB's Mom, hell yes.
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Re: would you hit it?

Fri Oct 02, 2009 11:38 am

Sheesh... as long as you guys insist on considering older chicks... why not go for the oldest? Would you hit Ardi?

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Re: would you hit it?

Fri Oct 02, 2009 12:47 pm

wab wrote:Put me down for a big fat NO for Helen...considering she looks almost exactly like my mother. (Cue the inappropriate I'd bang WAB's mom responses.)

Yeah, I can see how that'd be a problem. Luckily for me, my mom looks exactly like Triple-H. Minus the beard of course, but who knows what old age will bring.
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So that's a big fat YES for Helen Mirren (and I guess WAB's mom, but I'm gonna need a head-to-toe shot before I make that decision).

Stifler's mom... she's kind of a big girl and she's got a strange plastic-surgery face, but somehow it works for her. I wouldn't say she's hot by any stretch of the imagination, but I'd still do it.
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Re: would you hit it?

Fri Oct 02, 2009 12:55 pm

... and Ardi's got hands for feet. She might have some unique skills that are worth checking out. :thumbsup:
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Re: would you hit it?

Fri Oct 02, 2009 12:58 pm

Shave Ardi down a bit (not completely, just a bit) and she wouldn't look much different from the women where I live.

Would I hit it? I'll let you know after a beer or 30.
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Fri Oct 02, 2009 1:02 pm

makaur wrote:Shave Ardi down a bit...
Hell Mak, that's half the fun.
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Re: would you hit it?

Fri Oct 02, 2009 1:52 pm

Kerri Walsh

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Jenna Fischer (Pam from the Office)

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Re: would you hit it?

Fri Oct 02, 2009 2:46 pm

First off, let me preface this post with "yes, I would hit it" to all three chicks in imprint's response there. However.......

Kerri Walsh - I don't know who she is, but I would nail pretty much any pro-volleyball chick. Even the uglier and very flat chested ones (I know most are flat chested, but some moreso than others). There's something about those bodies that just does it for me. That, and I love hearing them grunt after a hard serve......makes me wonder what grunt I'd hear after a hard serve...... 8-)

Jenna Fischer - Not only yes, but hell yes after seeing that picture of her. The first time I saw the Office, I wasn't sure if she was hot or not (since they used to make her look all homely and all). Then, I saw her on Conan O'Brien one night all dressed up and looking very sexy, so yes, I would hit it, and sometimes I would refer to her as "Beasley" and dress her up in one of those Dunder Mifflin outfits.

Teri Hatcher - Not even a question if you ask me. I've wanted to bang her since I first saw her in Tango and Cash (sh*tty Sly Stallone and Kurt Russell movie from the early 90's). I started watching Desperate Houswives with the wife because I wanted to get some "visual ideas" by watching Eva Longoria, but everytime they dress up Teri Hatcher, that's all I ever need when it's time to pound the wife on Sunday evenings.
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Re: would you hit it?

Fri Oct 02, 2009 2:51 pm

Never answered the originals.......

Jennifer Coolidge - Yes, I'd hit it. In fact, all I'd do is call her "Stifler's mom!"

Hellen Mirren - Don't know. If she looks the way she always does, like during awards shows, then probably no. However, if I were to walk into her dressing room and see her posing like she is in the picture that Boris posted......I wouldn't think twice about it, I'd definitely hit it then.
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Re: would you hit it?

Fri Oct 02, 2009 3:03 pm

wab wrote:Put me down for a big fat NO for Helen...considering she looks almost exactly like my mother. (Cue the inappropriate I'd bang WAB's mom responses.)
ok

I'd bang WAB's mom


IE wrote:Sheesh... as long as you guys insist on considering older chicks... why not go for the oldest? Would you hit Ardi?

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you sir are NOT in the intended spirit of this thread :-x



moving along, how about Kelly Clarkson

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yay or nay?

I know I'd hit it as many times as possible ...

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Fri Oct 02, 2009 3:07 pm

I'd let Kelly Clarkson suck me off, but I'd need a few in me before I'd hit it.

Next......
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Re: would you hit it?

Fri Oct 02, 2009 5:05 pm

What about today's Susan Sarandon? I'd definitely hit it :)

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Re: would you hit it?

Fri Oct 02, 2009 5:35 pm

Have you guys ever seen "Walk Hard"? Coolidge is in it ... and while I've always thought she was cute in the office because I tend to like "plain looking" girls for some reason... that movie really opened my eyes on her.

My 40-something "would you hit it" candidates are:

Suzanne Malveaux of CNN Image

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Diane Olick of CNBC Image
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Re: would you hit it?

Fri Oct 02, 2009 6:47 pm

how about meg oliver formerly of CBS News Up to the Minute?
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Fri Oct 02, 2009 8:18 pm

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Re: would you hit it?

Fri Oct 02, 2009 8:42 pm

Yes to Sarandon and Oliver... I'm with Mak on Clarkston.... and absolutely no to skeletor coulter. I wouldn't hit her with tiny hitler's micropenis.
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Re: would you hit it?

Fri Oct 02, 2009 10:13 pm

IE wrote:Yes to Sarandon and Oliver... I'm with Mak on Clarkston.... and absolutely no to skeletor coulter. I wouldn't hit her with tiny hitler's micropenis.
+1 to that!

As for Skeletor, she has a nice body.....but the face ruins it. I know it's not he face you f*ck, it's the f*ck you face, but that face is just wrong. And no, it's not because she's a Republican douche either. Put Kelly Clarkson's face on Skeletor's body, then I'd hit it.
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Fri Oct 02, 2009 10:43 pm

If we're going to discuss hot CNN babes, I have a few of my own that I'd hit like crazy.

In no particular order.......

Robin Meade (aka Angelina Jolie look-a-like)
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Kiran Chetry
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Heidi Collins (love them redheads!)
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Erica Hill
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Betty Nguyen (I'd give her a better necklace than that!)
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Jennifer Westhoven
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Christi Paul
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Brooke Anderson
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I can go on, but I think you get the point. CNN isn't just a news channel, it's friggin' spank vision at times!
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Fri Oct 02, 2009 10:53 pm

Christine Romans of CNN

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Re: would you hit it?

Sat Oct 03, 2009 4:20 am

Volleyball chicks... most of 'em have the body of a teenage boy. No boobs I can live with. No hips is a problem. Even the really hot ones don't really do much for me.

Jenna Fischer... I don't think she belongs in this conversation. Hollywood homely doesn't count. She can do hot, but at worst she's cute as hell. Yes without hesitation.

Teri Hatcher... I remember Tango and Cash. Until recently she probably wouldn't belong in this conversation either. The last couple years though, she's getting pretty scraggly. I think her hot days are behind her but there might be enough cute left in her that I could do it if I had a couple drinks.

Kelly Clarkson... she looks completely different every time I see her so I don't really know. She's been really big and really small. Neither really does anything for me. Right in the middle though, like in boris's pic of her... yeah, I'd go there.

Ann Coulter looks like a dude. I'd like to stick something in her mouth just to shut her up, but I wouldn't enjoy it.

Susan Sarandon at any point in her life is a yes.
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Sat Oct 03, 2009 4:23 am

How 'bout Katie and Tina.

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Sat Oct 03, 2009 10:07 am

IMO Tina Fey is extremely hot. And in general, funny makes it x 2.

Of course most of the CNN babes are hotties... I posted those two because they're 40-ish and still hotties.
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Sat Oct 03, 2009 4:21 pm

Yes to Tina Fey...any day of the week. I'd bang Coulter and when I was done I'd cut her head of and crap in the hole.
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Sun Oct 04, 2009 10:34 am

Katie Couric - absolutely! I think she's like 50 now, but I'd still hit it.

Tina Fey - I seem to remember having this conversation before. I don't remember who, but someone said they'd bang her on the 50 yard line of a Bears game with a sign on their back that says, "Hi Mom!" Yeah, I would too. Of course with Tina Fey, I'd make her dress up like Sarah Palin and do the impression while I bang her. Even though she's a Republican douche, I'd still bang Sarah Palin. Speaking of.......

Would you hit it? I would.....but just like wab with Coulter, I'd bang her then cut her head off and take a nice silky smooth dump right down her neck. Then I'd use her Nieman Marcus clothes as toilet paper. :evilgrin:
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Re: would you hit it?

Sun Oct 04, 2009 10:38 am

I wouldn't touch Palin with a 10 foot pole. No, no, no, no!

Susan Sarandon...meh.
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