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I'd do Sarah Palin. You'd have to gag her, and probably go doggy-style so you don't have to look at the confused looks on her face. Of course, I'd much rather go with Tina Fey dressed as Palin.
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I'll bet that's the one thing Palin is really talented at.
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Doesn't matter if it's Republican or Democrat. If it's hot, I'd hit it.
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imprint3454 wrote:Doesn't matter if it's Republican or Democrat. If it's hot, I'd hit it.
....or Independent, or Libertarian, or Green Party, or Whig Party, or Socialist, or any other political party you can think of that I either agree or disagree with.

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Ormazd wrote:I'll bet that's the one thing Palin is really talented at.
Sometimes you get the feeling that the really conservative ones are wild in the sack, but I kind of think this one really is as boring as she claims to be.
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gaba wrote:I'd do Sarah Palin. Of course, I'd much rather go with Tina Fey dressed as Palin.
This.

Tina Fey acting like Palin would be the ultimate. She's so funny I can imagine her playing the role perfectly the entire time... "Oh, make me take it - make me bark like the bad republican bitch I AM!"... LOL
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That's a pretty good pic. Of course she never looks like that. I like her. She's funny. I think she's kind of a "meh... I guess so."
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Yes this is the more sexpot photo shoot. She is usually just plain jane. I would not kick her out of bed.

Tina Fey yes

Palin yes if drunk
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Otis Day wrote:Patricia heaton from I love Raymond Fame:


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I think she looks better normal than tarted up. Either way is a yes, though.
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Rockbear99 wrote:Ann Coulter
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no f*cking way I would even consider she-man Coulter ... politics aside, he/she looks like it just stepped out of a concentration camp

Sarah Palin, former beauty queen and current empty-headed political douche, is a yes ... but I would have to make sure she had a ball gag in place first

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wow ... she looks like she has dropped way too much weight ... I liked her better when she was a bit more rounded



so, how about another grandmother other than Helen Mirren, Racquel Welch? in her 60's and still damn hot

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Boris13c wrote:so, how about another grandmother other than Helen Mirren, Racquel Welch? in her 60's and still damn hot
Oh yeah. Without question.
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I'd have a hard time banging a chick twice my age. I just don't think I could do it.
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wab wrote:I'd have a hard time banging a chick twice my age. I just don't think I could do it.
Not me. If she's hot (and willing), I believe it's my duty as a man to bang her.

Racquel Welch.....yes.

Patricia Heaton.....yes, and I'd make her dress up like she is in that picture.
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Heaton... or Welch...?

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What about Sela Ward? I think she's in her 50's now.

I absolutely would hit that!

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How about....Peg Bundy......

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I've kinda had a thing for Jane Seymour since Wedding Crashers...

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Diane Lane? Abso-freaking-lutely....

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I've always loved Katey Sagal. Who else can pull of both funny, and dramatically bad-ass so well. I've always been a fan, but I'd say she was somewhere between probably and maybe until Sons of Anarchy. Gemma is incredibly hot... and not "for an older lady" either. I really like the show, but it doesn't work without Katey Sagal. Ron Perlman's character is a seriously scary dude and I can't think of anyone else that could be believable as the woman that's got him by the balls. Any other woman plays that part and we're wondering why the hell he doesn't just kill the whiny kid and move on.

So Katey Sagal = HELL YES! I can't stress that enough... HELL YES!
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Yeah...I'm leaning between maybe and probably with Katey. SOA has definitely made me rethink her status.
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makaur wrote:What about Sela Ward? I think she's in her 50's now.

I absolutely would hit that!

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Ooh... one of my ALL-time favorite "mature chicks"...

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wab wrote:I've kinda had a thing for Jane Seymour since Wedding Crashers...

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wab wrote:Diane Lane? Abso-freaking-lutely....

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Both of these... are no-brainers... Seymour - classy hot. Lane... hot hot.

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Seymour - hit

Lane - hit hit
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It is a hit in my book.
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Sela Ward, Jane Seymour, Diane Lane and Allison Krausse are all solid MEHs in my book. I'd do it but I probably wouldn't brag about it. When I hear some old dude say "that's a handsome woman" these are the women I think of. They're certainly not unattractive, but they just don't do anything for me.


Of course... I guess the topic IS "would you hit it" and I most certainly would. I don't think anyone's come up with a NO yet.
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Sela Ward is like a grown up Anne Hathaway... IMO, both are stunning.
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IE wrote:Sela Ward is like a grown up Anne Hathaway... IMO, both are stunning.

yes indeed

and wouldn't THAT make for a lovely weekend? being the meat in the sandwich for those 2?

oh yeah!


and Peg Bundy (aka Katie Sagal), even at her weirdest Married, With Children best, is completely bangable

Diane Lane has always been a favorite of mine ... she never seems to get the credit of being a hottie but she has always had "it" ... the same thing with Laura Linney

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You can hit it and then she cooks you breakfast.
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