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48 year-old Heather Locklear? Without a doubt.

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50 year-old Heather Locklear? Hell no. Instead of aging gracefully she decided to go under the knife and now is almost unrecognizable.

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Goldie Hawn - in her 60's and still doable

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and what a dream weekend this could be - Goldie and her daughter Kate

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OK cool, Boris. And as your wingman, I guess I'll take the one on the left!
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sticking with the 60 year olds - Sally Field, who has aged gracefully

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and Faye Dunaway, who has had work done, but it has been subtle

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IE wrote:OK cool, Boris. And as your wingman, I guess I'll take the one on the left!
BZZZZT! ... wrong answer

sorry, but you misunderstand the concept ... but thanks for playing
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about to turn 50, Jodie Foster is still hot hot hot

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remember her in her young and innocent days?

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52 year old Linda Blair

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Oh, I get it Boris... just having fun. lol

One of my favs:

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I don't stroll too deep into the 60's. However the mid to late 40's crowd is RIPE with talent. Here are some of my "under the radar" all time favorites in that age group - in order.

Elisabeth Shue - 48
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Elizabeth Hurley - 46
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Fake Janssen - 46
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Monica Bellucci - 47
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WAB... sh*t dude, you're not even trying. Is there anyone here that would say no to any of those choices?



Boris...

Susan Sarandon was already well into cougar territory in Bull Durham and that was damn near a quarter century ago. She's clearly aged over the years... I enjoy Rocky Horror at least one or twice a year so I'm used to seeing the young and nubile version... but she is still every bit as hot as she was 37 years ago. (She's been hot longer than I've been alive.) What she's lost in youth (very little in my opinion) she's more than made up for in cleavage. (Yowhee!) Hell... even her wrinkles are hot.

Leslie Ann Warren has never been anything but MEH for me. Nothing wrong with her. She's perfectly lovely. Just doesn't do anything for me.

Heather Locklear... there's just enough of the old Heather in there that I'd be willing to go looking. Hopefully that's recent surgery and it'll loosen up after a while. Otherwise... someone should kill that doctor. Bible thumpers have no problem killing abortion doctors, and babies aren't even hot. If anyone deserves it, this guy does.
I'd still go there.

Goldie Hawn... depends on the night. I think perhaps the camera men aren't so kind to her some times. When she knows they're clicking away she's still a damn fine looking lady.

Sally Field... cute as a button doesn't seem to age so well. I don't know that I can really say I wouldn't hit it though. I don't have standards. What the hell.
Faye Dunaway... ditto. Does nothing for me but a bottle of tequila later I'd show her a good time... or a short and disappointing but otherwise not entirely miserable time.

Jodie Foster... never been a fan but she is getting hotter with age. Same for Linda Blair.
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gaba wrote:WAB... sh*t dude, you're not even trying. Is there anyone here that would say no to any of those choices?
gotta agree with gaba here ... all of those choices would be in a different thread - women any man would hit unless they are gay

or maybe I'm just not clear on what I thought of as the original intent of the thread ... to find those on the borderline, whether it be due to age or looks or both


and gaba, I say no to Betty White ... she had her time in the hittable category, and a much longer time than most would think ... but now I believe her to have achieved her expiration date in that regard
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I don't know. It'd take some effort, but I think I'd still do it. She's recently found a new niche in the "just to say you did" category... like Hillary Clinton or Amy Winehouse (although her time is running short).
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gaba wrote:I don't know. It'd take some effort, but I think I'd still do it. She's recently found a new niche in the "just to say you did" category... like Hillary Clinton or Amy Winehouse (although her time is running short).

I thought Amy got cremated? may as well just hump your BBQ grill ashes

as for Hillary, she is looking just weird these days ... but there was a time she was a no doubt yes

this is a favorite photoshop effort
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and hey, here they are for real in their younger dope smoking college days
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Boris13c wrote:I thought Amy got cremated? may as well just hump your BBQ grill ashes
Cremated? What a waste. Guess I'm gonna hafta wait until Gaga kicks it.
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Pamela Adlon

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aka Marcy Runkle from Californication

maybe it's her character's attitude, or maybe it's because she is a hot little munchkin, but I've always thought she was definitely do-able

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Pregnant Jenna Fischer?

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Pregnancy boobies? Oh hell yeah!
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Pregnant Jessica Simpson?

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Not shy about packing on the baby weight? Funny thing is, it looks altered. That's gonna be a big f*&king baby.
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Bleh....I....I guess.
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One of my favorite SNL cast members in recent years, but I'm not sure I could go there. Rachel Dratch.
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It's damn hard to find a sexy picture. There's a few that are close.
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The odd disheveled housewife pic... far from hot but still an improvement over what she normally puts out there.
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... and this heavily photoshopped glam pic.
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(Tiny, Amy and Maya don't belong here because you don't even need to ask.)
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Who am I kidding? We all know I'd hit it.
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She's "cute" in the funny, quirky way. I dunno, I'd have to think about that one.
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Mary McCormack from In Plain Sight

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Oh yeah I would
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I wouldn't nail Rachel Dratch if she tripped and landed on my junk.

Would you guys....

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I think I did in College. LOL
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Gates McFadden (aka Dr. Beverly Crusher on Star Trek : The Next Generation)

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just turned 63 on March 2nd, and still smokin' hot
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Nana Visitor (aka Kyra Nerys from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine)

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55 years young this July
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Kristen Johnston (aka Sally Solomon from 3rd Rock from the Sun)

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she's 45 and very do-able in my book

and I loved that show
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