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Boris13c wrote:... Laura Linney

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Do you know what the uncanny valley is boris? It's the theory that as robots, dolls or animated characters begin to look more and more like human, instead of endearing, they just become creepy. They look almost human but there's something just not quite right.

I don't know what it is, but I get that feeling when I'm looking at Laura Linney. I think you just found my first NO.
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You can hit it and then she cooks you breakfast.
Nice... kind of a poor-man's Alba. And it looks like she might "cook" even better than Alba.

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While Rachel has a little more baggage, or junk in the trunk, I would hit it as she is making supper. Something about that woman, food, sex, just goes together.
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Otis Day wrote:While Rachel has a little more baggage, or junk in the trunk, I would hit it as she is making supper. Something about that woman, food, sex, just goes together.
I don't watch much tube, other than games & some news... who is that? Is that that Rachel Ray?
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That'd be Rachel Ray.
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imprint3454 wrote:That'd be Rachel Ray.
Thanks - regardless, I'd seal the deal. ;-)
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I'd slather her in EVOO.

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IE wrote:Nice... kind of a poor-man's Alba. And it looks like she might "cook" even better than Alba.
Otis Day wrote:While Rachel has a little more baggage, or junk in the trunk, I would hit it as she is making supper. Something about that woman, food, sex, just goes together.
I love me some Jessica Alba, but she's getting too skinny. She could use a couple burgers. I prefer a girl that looks more like Ray. Hell, in those pics she could stand to put on a couple pounds too.

Jessica Alba a few years back though... maybe in the Dark Angel days... it doesn't get much better. Fit, but still a little soft and squishy. Crazy hot.
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I'm actually not attracted to Jessica Alba. She's got a five-head.
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I had to look it up, but you're right. It's a little big. That's alright with me though. I'll take Jessica Alba's huge forehead and Megan Fox's gnarly toe-thumb in a freakshow three-way.
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I'm sorry... where is the forehead? :drool:
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I had something to say but I have no idea what it was. :love:
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Keeping with the 40+ women, it is a lot easier to say you would hit a 20 something. I am in my 40s so appreciate the older women who still look good (think Heather Locklear, she is too famous for this thread though)

Dara Torres, Olympic swimmer. Could have posted the obligatory swimsuit pics, but make the decision off this:

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Legs, legs legs.... I would hit it. She could kill by wrapping those gams around ya and squeezing the life out of you.
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Holy sh*T! Based on that pic I'd have to go with a "hell no." I've seen plenty of pics that would put her in the probably to maybe category... she's got a nice face but I just can't get into the manly body. This pic is the worst I've seen though. She looks like a dude, and not a particularly pretty dude.
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gaba wrote:Holy sh*T! Based on that pic I'd have to go with a "hell no." I've seen plenty of pics that would put her in the probably to maybe category... she's got a nice face but I just can't get into the manly body. This pic is the worst I've seen though. She looks like a dude, and not a particularly pretty dude.

Hmmm.... Wonder if they did some DNA testing to make sure she IS a women.....
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Dolly Parton...

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Everyone's thought about it at some time or another. You know you want to know what's under there. Unfortunately, with each passing year it becomes less and less likely you'll like what you find. At this point, it might be getting real scary in there.

So would you, even if just to say you did?
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Otis Day wrote:Dara Torres, Olympic swimmer.

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:shock:

that does not look female enough for me to consider

did she borrow that baby to have in the pic to convince us she has the right equipment?

gaba wrote:Dolly Parton...

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I don't know man ... she used to a no brainer yes, but now she looks like the Crypt Keeper ... with boobs

right now, I think this grandma at Wal Mart would be a better option than Dolly

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Boris that is her kid.

I put that pic in because it is too easy to find a half naked photo of anyone to make a decision on. I though this might make it a little more difficult.

I look for a different pic that most would probably have no doubt about.
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This is the one Bill Clinton was rumoured to be spending some quality time with... can't blame him - one of my favorite older chicks (45ish).

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Really? Damn. Way to go Mr. President. Every time I hear his name I admire the guy even more.
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so, anybody else besides me curious as to how nice it would be to have THESE legs wrapped around your head?

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Nice legs. The face has never done anything for me, but that's what paper bags are for. I remember thinking the same thing about Lucille Ball when the rest of her was far to old for consideration.
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Haven't seen or heard of this woman in awhile, Hilary Swank. A definite in my book.

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Hilary Swank? Ab-so-lutely!
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Hilary has a great body, but the face is a bit mannish.

Doggie style would work just fine.
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Tina Turner? No f'n way.

Hillary Swank? Hells yeah.
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Oh for fucks sake. I had a whole list of yes and no's and I lost it. Oh well, still a great way to waste a hour at work!

So my boyfriend thinks Kate Gosselin is hot. I think he just likes crazy bitches. :P


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MamaBear wrote:Oh for f**ks sake. I had a whole list of yes and no's and I lost it. Oh well, still a great way to waste a hour at work!

So my boyfriend thinks Kate Gosselin is hot. I think he just likes crazy bitches. :P


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No Way. I can't stand the sight of her and her fucked up hair.

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Nooooooooo.
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