would you hit it?

[gaba]

Shave Ardi down a bit...

Hell Mak, that's half the fun.

[RING4CHI]

Kerri Walsh



Jenna Fischer (Pam from the Office)



Teri Hatcher

[makaur]

First off, let me preface this post with "yes, I would hit it" to all three chicks in imprint's response there. However.......

Kerri Walsh - I don't know who she is, but I would nail pretty much any pro-volleyball chick. Even the uglier and very flat chested ones (I know most are flat chested, but some moreso than others). There's something about those bodies that just does it for me. That, and I love hearing them grunt after a hard serve......makes me wonder what grunt I'd hear after a hard serve......

Jenna Fischer - Not only yes, but hell yes after seeing that picture of her. The first time I saw the Office, I wasn't sure if she was hot or not (since they used to make her look all homely and all). Then, I saw her on Conan O'Brien one night all dressed up and looking very sexy, so yes, I would hit it, and sometimes I would refer to her as "Beasley" and dress her up in one of those Dunder Mifflin outfits.

Teri Hatcher - Not even a question if you ask me. I've wanted to bang her since I first saw her in Tango and Cash (sh*tty Sly Stallone and Kurt Russell movie from the early 90's). I started watching Desperate Houswives with the wife because I wanted to get some "visual ideas" by watching Eva Longoria, but everytime they dress up Teri Hatcher, that's all I ever need when it's time to pound the wife on Sunday evenings.

[makaur]

Never answered the originals.......

Jennifer Coolidge - Yes, I'd hit it. In fact, all I'd do is call her "Stifler's mom!"

Hellen Mirren - Don't know. If she looks the way she always does, like during awards shows, then probably no. However, if I were to walk into her dressing room and see her posing like she is in the picture that Boris posted......I wouldn't think twice about it, I'd definitely hit it then.

[Boris13c]

Put me down for a big fat NO for Helen...considering she looks almost exactly like my mother. (Cue the inappropriate I'd bang WAB's mom responses.)

ok

I'd bang WAB's mom

Sheesh... as long as you guys insist on considering older chicks... why not go for the oldest? Would you hit Ardi?



http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/0 ... 06033.html

you sir are NOT in the intended spirit of this thread



moving along, how about Kelly Clarkson



yay or nay?

I know I'd hit it as many times as possible ...

[youtube][/youtube]

[makaur]

I'd let Kelly Clarkson suck me off, but I'd need a few in me before I'd hit it.

Next......

[makaur]

What about today's Susan Sarandon? I'd definitely hit it

[IE]

Have you guys ever seen "Walk Hard"? Coolidge is in it ... and while I've always thought she was cute in the office because I tend to like "plain looking" girls for some reason... that movie really opened my eyes on her.

My 40-something "would you hit it" candidates are:

Suzanne Malveaux of CNN

and

Diane Olick of CNBC

[UOK]

how about meg oliver formerly of CBS News Up to the Minute?

[Rockbear99]

Ann Coulter
In a New York min.

[IE]

Yes to Sarandon and Oliver... I'm with Mak on Clarkston.... and absolutely no to skeletor coulter. I wouldn't hit her with tiny hitler's micropenis.

[makaur]

Yes to Sarandon and Oliver... I'm with Mak on Clarkston.... and absolutely no to skeletor coulter. I wouldn't hit her with tiny hitler's micropenis.

+1 to that!

As for Skeletor, she has a nice body.....but the face ruins it. I know it's not he face you f*ck, it's the f*ck you face, but that face is just wrong. And no, it's not because she's a Republican douche either. Put Kelly Clarkson's face on Skeletor's body, then I'd hit it.

[makaur]

If we're going to discuss hot CNN babes, I have a few of my own that I'd hit like crazy.

In no particular order.......

Robin Meade (aka Angelina Jolie look-a-like)


Kiran Chetry


Heidi Collins (love them redheads!)


Erica Hill


Betty Nguyen (I'd give her a better necklace than that!)


Jennifer Westhoven


Christi Paul


Brooke Anderson




I can go on, but I think you get the point. CNN isn't just a news channel, it's friggin' spank vision at times!

[RING4CHI]

Christine Romans of CNN

[gaba]

Volleyball chicks... most of 'em have the body of a teenage boy. No boobs I can live with. No hips is a problem. Even the really hot ones don't really do much for me.

Jenna Fischer... I don't think she belongs in this conversation. Hollywood homely doesn't count. She can do hot, but at worst she's cute as hell. Yes without hesitation.

Teri Hatcher... I remember Tango and Cash. Until recently she probably wouldn't belong in this conversation either. The last couple years though, she's getting pretty scraggly. I think her hot days are behind her but there might be enough cute left in her that I could do it if I had a couple drinks.

Kelly Clarkson... she looks completely different every time I see her so I don't really know. She's been really big and really small. Neither really does anything for me. Right in the middle though, like in boris's pic of her... yeah, I'd go there.

Ann Coulter looks like a dude. I'd like to stick something in her mouth just to shut her up, but I wouldn't enjoy it.

Susan Sarandon at any point in her life is a yes.

[gaba]

How 'bout Katie and Tina.

[IE]

IMO Tina Fey is extremely hot. And in general, funny makes it x 2.

Of course most of the CNN babes are hotties... I posted those two because they're 40-ish and still hotties.

[wab]

Yes to Tina Fey...any day of the week. I'd bang Coulter and when I was done I'd cut her head of and crap in the hole.

[makaur]

Katie Couric - absolutely! I think she's like 50 now, but I'd still hit it.

Tina Fey - I seem to remember having this conversation before. I don't remember who, but someone said they'd bang her on the 50 yard line of a Bears game with a sign on their back that says, "Hi Mom!" Yeah, I would too. Of course with Tina Fey, I'd make her dress up like Sarah Palin and do the impression while I bang her. Even though she's a Republican douche, I'd still bang Sarah Palin. Speaking of.......

Would you hit it? I would.....but just like wab with Coulter, I'd bang her then cut her head off and take a nice silky smooth dump right down her neck. Then I'd use her Nieman Marcus clothes as toilet paper.

[UOK]

I wouldn't touch Palin with a 10 foot pole. No, no, no, no!

Susan Sarandon...meh.

[gaba]

I'd do Sarah Palin. You'd have to gag her, and probably go doggy-style so you don't have to look at the confused looks on her face. Of course, I'd much rather go with Tina Fey dressed as Palin.

[Ormazd]

I'll bet that's the one thing Palin is really talented at.

[RING4CHI]

Doesn't matter if it's Republican or Democrat. If it's hot, I'd hit it.

[makaur]

Doesn't matter if it's Republican or Democrat. If it's hot, I'd hit it.

....or Independent, or Libertarian, or Green Party, or Whig Party, or Socialist, or any other political party you can think of that I either agree or disagree with.

[gaba]

I'll bet that's the one thing Palin is really talented at.

Sometimes you get the feeling that the really conservative ones are wild in the sack, but I kind of think this one really is as boring as she claims to be.

[IE]

I'd do Sarah Palin. Of course, I'd much rather go with Tina Fey dressed as Palin.

This.

Tina Fey acting like Palin would be the ultimate. She's so funny I can imagine her playing the role perfectly the entire time... "Oh, make me take it - make me bark like the bad republican bitch I AM!"... LOL

[Otis Day]

Patricia heaton from I love Raymond Fame:

[gaba]

That's a pretty good pic. Of course she never looks like that. I like her. She's funny. I think she's kind of a "meh... I guess so."

[Otis Day]

Yes this is the more sexpot photo shoot. She is usually just plain jane. I would not kick her out of bed.

Tina Fey yes

Palin yes if drunk

[FranktheTank]

Patricia heaton from I love Raymond Fame:

Yes