MamaBear wrote:So my boyfriend thinks Kate Gosselin is hot. I think he just likes crazy bitches. :P
She gets a lot of sh*t for the hair but I don't think it's all that bad. Kind of a punk-rock soccor mom. Hell, it might even be borderline sexy. If it is though, it's probably the only thing about her. She's not bad exactly... I do love me some crazy b*tches... ah hell. I don't know. I might. We're not talking about a relationship. It's not like you've got to put up with her bullsh*t for the rest of your life. She's not hot, but there's not really anything wrong with her physically. (Assuming all those little ones came out via c-section.)
I'd hit it... then I'd never speak of it again.
Re: would you hit it?
Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 9:04 am
by Boris13c
MamaBear wrote:Oh for f**ks sake. I had a whole list of yes and no's and I lost it. Oh well, still a great way to waste a hour at work!
So my boyfriend thinks Kate Gosselin is hot. I think he just likes crazy bitches. :P
well, she is sort of do-able I think solely on physical appearance ... but I wouldn't be able to get past the fact she is crazier than a shithouse rat
so your boyfriend is into crazy women huh? YOUR boyfriend ...
so how ya doin' these days Crazy Mama?
Re: would you hit it?
Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 3:24 pm
by MamaBear
Crazy as ever! But a whole lot happier!!!!
Re: would you hit it?
Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 3:40 pm
by Boris13c
MamaBear wrote:Crazy as ever! But a whole lot happier!!!!
happy is always good
Re: would you hit it?
Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 3:58 pm
by Boris13c
MMA contender Gina Carano
can knock you out in more ways than one ....
Re: would you hit it?
Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 7:45 pm
by gaba
Boris13c wrote:MMA contender Gina Carano
Probably a yes even if she couldn't kick my ass. That fact makes it a no-brainer though.
Re: would you hit it?
Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 5:55 pm
by IE
It would be great to go out looking for chicks with you Boris - because we'd almost never be going after the same chick! The ones you like are all good - just not my type.
Re: would you hit it?
Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 9:18 pm
by gaba
I don't know what you look like eric, but just based on what I've seen of your tastes in this topic, I'm gonna guess that boris would have a lot more luck. I'm not gonna call it lowered expectations, but while you're busy chasing after Sela Ward and Diane Lane... boris is chatting up the busty grannies at Walmart.
Re: would you hit it?
Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 9:30 am
by Boris13c
IE wrote:It would be great to go out looking for chicks with you Boris - because we'd almost never be going after the same chick! The ones you like are all good - just not my type.
I had a friend like that at one time back in my single days before the military ... I'm not saying we were some kind of god studs or anything, but we seemed to make a nice tandem and had happy success with the ladies ...
gaba wrote:I don't know what you look like eric, but just based on what I've seen of your tastes in this topic, I'm gonna guess that boris would have a lot more luck. I'm not gonna call it lowered expectations, but while you're busy chasing after Sela Ward and Diane Lane... boris is chatting up the busty grannies at Walmart.
ha f*cking ha ... and if you go back and look, I agreed on the Diane Lane and Sela Ward choices
and what's wrong with busty grandmas at Wal Mart?
Re: would you hit it?
Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 7:06 pm
by gaba
I didn't exactly mean it to be an insult boris. Believe me, I think we've got pretty similar standards... I don't think my standards are low, just maybe a lot more flexible than our society in general. I like a few extra curves or a few extra years.
Besides... lowered expectations are our friends. My college buddies used to declare "no pride weekend" where no one was allowed to make fun of the other guys no matter what they came home with. There was a girl named Big Ann that was real popular on those days.
Re: would you hit it?
Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 7:08 pm
by UOK
Big Ann, eh? I'm not sure if I want to know more.
Re: would you hit it?
Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 8:48 am
by Boris13c
gaba wrote:I didn't exactly mean it to be an insult boris. Believe me, I think we've got pretty similar standards... I don't think my standards are low, just maybe a lot more flexible than our society in general. I like a few extra curves or a few extra years.
ah, so we do share similar interests
gaba wrote:Besides... lowered expectations are our friends. My college buddies used to declare "no pride weekend" where no one was allowed to make fun of the other guys no matter what they came home with. There was a girl named Big Ann that was real popular on those days.
we disagree a bit here ... I don't really consider someone with a few more curves and a few more years on them than "society" finds acceptable to be lowered expectations ...
besides, those bonebag skanks populating the modeling runways are what should be considered unacceptable ... unless you're a Nazi, in which case the "just walked out of the gulag" look is primo
Re: would you hit it?
Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 2:34 pm
by Boris13c
guess who this is?
hint - she is a singer, who has made the slide into acting as well
and yeah, I'd hit it again and again and again
Re: would you hit it?
Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 8:10 pm
by Rockbear99
Alicia keys
Re: would you hit it?
Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 10:04 pm
by Xee
She kind of reminds me of the girl from Smokin Aces:
And now in just looking that up I found out they are one and the same. Learn something new every day.
Re: would you hit it?
Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 10:22 pm
by Otis Day
Alicia does have some curves and I"D HIT IT!
Re: would you hit it?
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 9:01 am
by Boris13c
Xee wrote:She kind of reminds me of the girl from Smokin Aces
Smokin' Aces was in fact her acting debut and I think she did a fine job as a hit-woman, and looked damn good doing it
Re: would you hit it?
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 10:37 am
by wab
That is one of my favorite movies...
Re: would you hit it?
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 4:23 pm
by gaba
Boris13c wrote:we disagree a bit here ... I don't really consider someone with a few more curves and a few more years on them than "society" finds acceptable to be lowered expectations ...
Then you haven't met Big Ann. I'm not talking about more curves... I'm talkin' just plain ol' BIG, no matter what your standards are. This girl didn't even have that pretty face that some big girls get sick of hearing about. She was big and mean and ugly but she was also very talented.
The college I went to had a 5-1 ratio of guys to girls, so if that was my definition of "lowered expectations" then every weekend would be no-pride-weekend. I'm talking about the scary goth girl that may or may not have actually been a girl (it was a brave soul that put that rumor to rest) and the weird local girl whose dad is gonna come looking for her in the morning. Basically, picture all the weird chicks Deuce Bigalow dated.
I've never really thought about that one. She's funny, in an awkward kind of way but it seems to work for her. She's definitely on the sexy end of the plain-jane spectrum. Just like Tina Fey... smart and funny always pushes an average girl over the line from "willing" to "want to" in my book. I also kind of have a thing for strange girls... and Ms. Louis-Dreyfus definitely qualifies.
Was anyone else kind of turned on by her sexy dance?
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Re: would you hit it?
Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 1:26 am
by gaba
I can't find a pic so you're gonna have to watch the video...
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Lita Ford... a little older but still hot, especially as Mrs. Clause in latex and bondage gear.
EDIT... here ya go. Still not a great pic though.
Re: would you hit it?
Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 1:32 pm
by Adibear
Ill have a go..
Re: would you hit it?
Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 11:31 pm
by Otis Day
Lita baby!!! Been jamming on some of her stuff of late. Running thru an 80s rock phase lately.