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gaba wrote:I wasn't asking if you wanted to marry her.
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But at the same time :sick: She is one scary psycho bitch.
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Xee wrote:No effin' way. Cobain had his issues but I think she just f**ked him up that much more. She's just batshit crazy. No way I'd have the guts.

oh come on

proper restraints and a ball gag in place, and Courtney is ready to be bent over and ridden for a weekend ... no conversations or other interactions required

the fact that she IS batshit crazy might make for a more entertaining ride
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I'd do Courtney. I ain't skeered.

Who am I kidding? She's super scary. No thanks.

Big fat yes for Megan!!!! She is sooo funny and her tits are awesome.
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MamaBear wrote:I'd do Courtney. I ain't skeered.

Who am I kidding? She's super scary. No thanks.

Big fat yes for Megan!!!! She is sooo funny and her tits are awesome.
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MamaBear wrote:I'd do Courtney. I ain't skeered.

Who am I kidding? She's super scary. No thanks.

Big fat yes for Megan!!!! She is sooo funny and her tits are awesome.

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Otis Day wrote:Hannah Storm

normally I'd say yes, but that is a TERRIBLE picture of her ... looks like some grinning zombie ghoul

if that is her new look, then a definite no
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I was gonna give her a solid "meh" until you pointed out the zombie comparison. Now I'm kind of turned on. I'd hit it.
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That zombie could suck my uh, umm ,well, lets see, oh yea, Brains out any time she wanted.
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figured we could revive this thread with a sports chick

Jeannie Zelasko

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I will always have fond memories of her from the White Sox World Series Championship
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She kinda looks like a dude... but not so much that I wouldn't go there, just enough I probably wouldn't brag about it.
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gaba wrote:She kinda looks like a dude... but not so much that I wouldn't go there, just enough I probably wouldn't brag about it.
she's been off the grid for over a year, and it's kind of hard to find any good pics of her

one of her in her fur coat, smiling into the camera in 05 would be good ... I've looked and looked, with no success

it's like FOX Sports fired her then swept the internet clean of her images
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ok ... on to someone else

how about in the category of "Little Girls All Grown Up" Alex

the answer is:

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Raven Symone


mmmmmmmmm ... bouncy bouncy bouncy
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I think I've said it before, but I really like Raven. She's beautiful and I love that she refuses to conform to Hollywood's stick-figure standards. I just can't stop picturing her on Cosby at three years old. I wouldn't whether to play with her boobies or pinch her cheeks.
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ok gaba ... I'll up the age for you

Jackie Brown (aka Pam Grier)

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I remember watching her wonderfully massive boobies swaying too and fro in several very bad movies in the 70's/80's, but with Pam Grier naked, the quality of the movie immediately improved
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Pam Grier in Jackie Brown I'd hit, but Jackie Brown 2011 is probably showing her age.
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Leslie Easterbrook

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you probably know her best from her role as the sultry Police Academy officer

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did you know she played the psycho house mom in Devils Rejects?

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how about some love for Chicago FOX's own Amy Freeze? Got some nice cans, and pushing 40.

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I didn't know her name but Leslie Easterbrook was uh... let's just say she was my first and leave it at that (a well worn copy of the very movie pictured is involved). She's every bit as worthy today. Pam Grier now or forty years ago gets a hearty Hell Yeah as well.
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TMI, gaba!

And speaking of that... did anyone see Modern Family this week? Holy crap, was that incredible....
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Boris13c wrote:Jennifer Coolidge (aka Stifler's Mom) ... I wanted to nail her as soon as I saw her in American Pie ... but she isn't really out there as a known quantity ... she is however damn tasty
I thought she was great in Legally Blonde. I'm a sucker for that movie. Reese Witherspoon in a playboy bunny outfit? Yes, please.


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Speaking of American Apple, Alyson Hannigan has gotten better looking with age. I'd hit it.

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Alyson Hannigan is smoking. I'd destroy that shit, she's aged like a fine wine.
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She's 35! Christ you guys make me feel old. Helen Mirren has aged like a fine wine. Alyson Hannigan hasn't even reached her prime.
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some more of the lovely Alyson

born March 24th, 1974 ... so she'll be 37 this March ... in her prime, and so sublime

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I think maybe this thread needs a minimum age for posters. Not a specific number, but if you think 30 is a cougar you're not allowed to talk.
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She's 37? Jesus...I know it's not THAT old...but I had no idea she was that old.
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gaba wrote:I think maybe this thread needs a minimum age for posters. Not a specific number, but if you think 30 is a cougar you're not allowed to talk.
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Carla Gugino ... appeared in the movie Sin City, and presently playing a lawyer on the Showtime Series Californication

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She had some great tits in Sin City. Definite hit.
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