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How about "Salma Hayek's Personal Waxing Specialist"?

I'd love it when she'd go Brazilian ... probably take me 2, maybe 3 hours to massage the moisturizer in afterwards. She'd be pretty spent and relaxed by the time I was done.

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Trying to do the whole rock band thing, I'm pretty much trying to live my dream job. Although in another universe I'd love to be a high level football coach.
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My dream job would be a Lottery Winner. about $400 after taxs winner would do.
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Rockbear99 wrote:My dream job would be a Lottery Winner. about $400 after taxs winner would do.

$400 ?

that's it?

what, you live in a mudhut eating snails?
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If I had a steady lotto payment, no matter how small, I could live happily in a mud-hut. I don't know about the snails though.
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400 million I mean.
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I'd love to be able to make a profession out of building bikes. I love doing it, but I could never make the jump into making it a full time bidness.
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wab wrote:I'd love to be able to make a profession out of building bikes. I love doing it, but I could never make the jump into making it a full time bidness.
bicycle bikes or motorcycles?

I help a friend rebuild/recondition donated bicycles ... sometimes a lot more work than it seems ... but worth it when you see some needy kid ride off on it
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Motorcycles... I build them in my spare time...mostly for friends, but I have sold a few. Here are a few I have built/restored...

Mine - 2001 Honda VT750

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I just built this for a friend - CB400 Cafe Racer

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Another one of mine - Restored 1977 Ironhead (this bike was recovered in a flood)

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That is one thing I miss is riding bike. I just had a yamaha 400xs but it was a blast. My buddy had an V45 that he never rode and I put a lot of miles on that on for longer rides. But I sold my bike and my .44 mag revolver for a wedding ring for the wife. I will have a bike again one day.
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Boris13c wrote:I help a friend rebuild/recondition donated bicycles ... sometimes a lot more work than it seems ... but worth it when you see some needy kid ride off on it
I worked a summer at the Boys and Girls Club. The following summer the guy that wrote the grant that funded their summer program, put in a little stipulation that they hire students from his alma mater... otherwise I'd have done it every summer since. Anyway, I worked in a program that provided a summer program outside of the actual club. It was in one of the poorest neighborhoods in town and at the end of the summer a local car dealership passed out bikes they'd collected and rebuilt. They just backed up a truck and passed out bikes. That was really cool to witness.

That was a really fun job. It didn't pay much, but I'd have done it for free if I could afford it. We had field-trips at least once a week, even if it was just going to the neighborhood pool. We went to the movie theater several times. The zoo, a local cave, bowling, roller skating... hell, I'd have paid to spend my summer there. If we didn't have anything special going on, I was in charge of the gym. Eight hours of basketball or some variation of tag.
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