Aaron Rodgers is dating a Witch named Blu of Earth
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I never imagined in all of my wildest dreams that Aaron Rodgers would turn out to be such an interesting dude. And I don't necessarily mean "interesting" in a complementary way. Dude is just different and weird and it just blows my mind.
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Good luck to him, hope he has a happy life and a miserable future on the football field
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You can say that again. The weirdo playboy qb who takes a licking and keeps on ticking.
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Meh. Everyone's "normal" until you get to know them.
Cosigned.Ditka’s dictaphone wrote: ↑Thu Jun 09, 2022 4:54 pm Good luck to him, hope he has a happy life and a miserable future on the football field
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Certainly makes the offseason more interesting. She denies that she is called Blu of Earth, just Blu. She also denied being a medicine woman and witch but nothing about allegations of her use of hallucinogenic drugs. She has a webpage and podcast which seem rooted in New Age concepts.
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She looks like a natural for a Burning Man shindig, witch is fine I guess if that's what floats your boat.
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I stopped by to look at her IG page. She's sorta hot, IMO. Total Burning Man and New Age type. We used to call them hippies.
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There's an outstanding chance this chick is great in the sack. Between that and the New Age thing, which I think is hot, Rodgers actually got a great one. Hopefully he doesn't blow it like he did with the others.
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He will, seems to have committment issues. Of course, it's not easy living a life, including dating, under a microscope. I just want to see her at a Packers bar during a game slamming down brews and shots, cheering him on.The Marshall Plan wrote: ↑Sun Jun 12, 2022 8:30 amThere's an outstanding chance this chick is great in the sack. Between that and the New Age thing, which I think is hot, Rodgers actually got a great one. Hopefully he doesn't blow it like he did with the others.
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Something tells me we will be seeing more of this Blu lady.
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You mean....Aaron Rodgers is a good guy here?
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Maybe somebody else feels that way but I can't go quite that far.
I hope he totally loses his mind over her and they get married right after we knock them out of the playoffs. I think he would benefit from a spiritual refreshment that would take his focus away from the NFL.
After that she can divorce him and really take him to the cleaners, would be my preferred outcome.
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Absolutely.
In all honesty shes attractive but not a smoke show. It kind of makes me feel good about myself. My wife before the twins destroyed her body was hotter. And she didnt smell funny.
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Perhaps when Rodgers dumps her she'll put a curse on him. We can hope...
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HisRoyalSweetness wrote: ↑Mon Jun 27, 2022 11:39 am Perhaps when Rodgers dumps her she'll put a curse on him. We can hope...
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First a witch date. Now a tattoo. I hope this is the beginning of the end of Erin.