Aaron Rodgers is dating a Witch named Blu of Earth

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wab wrote: ↑Thu Jun 09, 2022 9:30 am Yes, this is Sports Mockery. No, this is not satire.

If I had to guess, she's into orgies, smokes an incalculable amount of weed, and is into every fetish Rodgers could dream of, so long as he gives her money to fund some weird crystal healing crap.
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I never imagined in all of my wildest dreams that Aaron Rodgers would turn out to be such an interesting dude. And I don't necessarily mean "interesting" in a complementary way. Dude is just different and weird and it just blows my mind.
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Good luck to him, hope he has a happy life and a miserable future on the football field :thumbsup:
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wab wrote: ↑Thu Jun 09, 2022 11:47 am I never imagined in all of my wildest dreams that Aaron Rodgers would turn out to be such an interesting dude. And I don't necessarily mean "interesting" in a complementary way. Dude is just different and weird and it just blows my mind.
You can say that again. The weirdo playboy qb who takes a licking and keeps on ticking.
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pus wrote: ↑Thu Jun 09, 2022 6:46 pm
wab wrote: ↑Thu Jun 09, 2022 11:47 am Dude is just different and weird and it just blows my mind.
You can say that again. The weirdo playboy qb who takes a licking and keeps on ticking.
Meh. Everyone's "normal" until you get to know them.
Ditka’s dictaphone wrote: ↑Thu Jun 09, 2022 4:54 pm Good luck to him, hope he has a happy life and a miserable future on the football field :thumbsup:
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Certainly makes the offseason more interesting. She denies that she is called Blu of Earth, just Blu. She also denied being a medicine woman and witch but nothing about allegations of her use of hallucinogenic drugs. She has a webpage and podcast which seem rooted in New Age concepts.
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She looks like a natural for a Burning Man shindig, witch is fine I guess if that's what floats your boat.
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Grizzled wrote: ↑Fri Jun 10, 2022 9:16 am Certainly makes the offseason more interesting. She denies that she is called Blu of Earth, just Blu.
Well, that makes all the difference, then.
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Heinz D. wrote: ↑Fri Jun 10, 2022 6:04 pm
Grizzled wrote: ↑Fri Jun 10, 2022 9:16 am Certainly makes the offseason more interesting. She denies that she is called Blu of Earth, just Blu.
Well, that makes all the difference, then.
She'll have to rename herself Packer Vomit Green if she stays with Erin.
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I stopped by to look at her IG page. She's sorta hot, IMO. Total Burning Man and New Age type. We used to call them hippies.
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IE wrote: ↑Sun Jun 12, 2022 8:11 am I stopped by to look at her IG page. She's sorta hot, IMO. Total Burning Man and New Age type. We used to call them hippies.
There's an outstanding chance this chick is great in the sack. Between that and the New Age thing, which I think is hot, Rodgers actually got a great one. Hopefully he doesn't blow it like he did with the others.
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The Marshall Plan wrote: ↑Sun Jun 12, 2022 8:30 am
IE wrote: ↑Sun Jun 12, 2022 8:11 am I stopped by to look at her IG page. She's sorta hot, IMO. Total Burning Man and New Age type. We used to call them hippies.
There's an outstanding chance this chick is great in the sack. Between that and the New Age thing, which I think is hot, Rodgers actually got a great one. Hopefully he doesn't blow it like he did with the others.
He will, seems to have committment issues. Of course, it's not easy living a life, including dating, under a microscope. I just want to see her at a Packers bar during a game slamming down brews and shots, cheering him on.
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Something tells me we will be seeing more of this Blu lady.
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pus wrote: ↑Sun Jun 12, 2022 4:33 pm Something tells me we will be seeing more of this Blu lady.
You mean....Aaron Rodgers is a good guy here?
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Moriarty wrote: ↑Sun Jun 12, 2022 6:02 pm
pus wrote: ↑Sun Jun 12, 2022 4:33 pm Something tells me we will be seeing more of this Blu lady.
You mean....Aaron Rodgers is a good guy here?
Maybe somebody else feels that way but I can't go quite that far.

I hope he totally loses his mind over her and they get married right after we knock them out of the playoffs. I think he would benefit from a spiritual refreshment that would take his focus away from the NFL.

After that she can divorce him and really take him to the cleaners, would be my preferred outcome.
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.... I'd hit that.



Blu of Earth too! :rimshot:
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Im personally not a fan of most that stuff. I bet she smells. Most of those all natural deodorant people do.
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mmmc_35 wrote: ↑Tue Jun 14, 2022 2:03 pm Im personally not a fan of most that stuff. I bet she smells. Most of those all natural deodorant people do.
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AZ_Bearfan wrote: ↑Thu Jun 16, 2022 11:35 am I can smell the patchouli through my computer screen.
Absolutely.

In all honesty shes attractive but not a smoke show. It kind of makes me feel good about myself. My wife before the twins destroyed her body was hotter. And she didnt smell funny.
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Even when I was playing guitar on the road for years I'd avoid that..
But you can always give her a charge..
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Perhaps when Rodgers dumps her she'll put a curse on him. We can hope...
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Looks pretty good to me.
I mean, he can have any bolt on bleach blonde he wants Im pretty sure.
Kind of makes me respect him a little more that he's got his own thing going on.
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Burl wrote: ↑Mon Jun 27, 2022 10:18 pm Looks pretty good to me.
I mean, he can have any bolt on bleach blonde he wants Im pretty sure.
Kind of makes me respect him a little more that he's got his own thing going on.
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HisRoyalSweetness wrote: ↑Mon Jun 27, 2022 11:39 am Perhaps when Rodgers dumps her she'll put a curse on him. We can hope...
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He had Olivia Munn and messed that up. If being a Packer didnt make him worthy of my hate....that would.
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First a witch date. Now a tattoo. I hope this is the beginning of the end of Erin.

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