RUSTY'S INJURY ROUNDUP

[Rusty Trombagent]

Feels like all the injury threads have devolved into philosophical debates about the nature of new threads vs old, but what we're really here for is some good old fashioned shoe leather reporting on various ailments and afflictions. So it only makes sense to start another thread.

To wit:

I'm hearing reports from deeply sourced informants that recently, kicking god Andre Szmyt was really going at a plate of blueberry & cheese pierogis and squirted some in one of his eyes. I have not gotten confirmation on which eye, but my sources expect that he will be fully healed by training camp and ready to ascend to the kicker throne for our beloved.

In fact, he posted a selfie on his instagram this morning and honestly, I cant even tell that he hurt himself at all:



So going forward, please keep this thread on topic and dont let it devolve into petty "which tread should i use" arguments.