Let's check in on former beloved bears DC Mel Tucker

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What a dumbass. This looks for all the world like the start of a story with no victims and no heroes, but jeebus what a stupid choice of a side piece.

And Tucker's wife is a lawyer. Enjoy that, Mel!
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Got dropped for jerking off on the phone to a babe.
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Eriebear wrote: Mon Sep 11, 2023 5:49 pm Got dropped for jerking off on the phone to a babe.
She was a sexual assault awareness speaker - and rape survivor.
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He's going to jail.
He's never had a good defense.
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He jerked off, one way or another, everywhere he's been.
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Man I start jerking it anytime I hear that extended car warranty voice. Is that wrong?
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mmmc_35 wrote: Tue Sep 12, 2023 8:18 am Man I start jerking it anytime I hear that extended car warranty voice. Is that wrong?
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Atkins&Rebel wrote: Tue Sep 12, 2023 7:53 am He's going to jail.
He's never had a good defense.
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UOK wrote: Tue Sep 12, 2023 8:40 am
mmmc_35 wrote: Tue Sep 12, 2023 8:18 am Man I start jerking it anytime I hear that extended car warranty voice. Is that wrong?
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Self defense 101 _ When faced with someone jerking off on the phone and you dont like it. Hang up.

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