TMP in Mourning

Grizzled · Mon Mar 11, 2024 4:26 pm

Gardner to the Raiders. 2 years, $25M, $15M guaranteed. The dream dies.

The Marshall Plan · Mon Mar 11, 2024 4:28 pm

For now.

With the way Minshew is making himself the Gaylord Perry of the NFL, he could be a Bear next season.

I'm equally upset that Sex Panther has to tolerate Getsy's offense.

HisRoyalSweetness · Mon Mar 11, 2024 8:50 pm

Poor TMP...

The Marshall Plan · Tue Mar 12, 2024 2:13 am

HisRoyalSweetness wrote: ↑Mon Mar 11, 2024 8:50 pm Poor TMP...

An amazing opportunity was missed.

Luckily for the husbands and fathers of Chicago, the Sex Panther will be bringing The Obelisk (Guess what that's a term for?) to Vegas.

Woe be to the showgirls, hookers, and moms on a vacation in that town.

I bet a Minshew Raiders jersey would look great though.

HisRoyalSweetness · Tue Mar 12, 2024 8:46 am

The Marshall Plan wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2024 2:13 am Luckily for the husbands and fathers of Chicago, the Sex Panther will be bringing The Obelisk (Guess what that's a term for?) to Vegas.

Are you suggesting Minshew fell into a magic potion when he was a baby resulting in special powers?

Moriarty · Tue Mar 12, 2024 10:33 pm

The Marshall Plan wrote: ↑Mon Mar 11, 2024 4:28 pm
With the way Minshew is making himself the Gaylord Perry of the NFL

I bet his completion % would be even better, if he'd stop slathering the ball in Vaseline

The Marshall Plan · Wed Mar 13, 2024 2:19 am

Moriarty wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2024 10:33 pm
The Marshall Plan wrote: ↑Mon Mar 11, 2024 4:28 pm
With the way Minshew is making himself the Gaylord Perry of the NFL
I bet his completion % would be even better, if he'd stop slathering the ball in Vaseline

LOL!

Minshew looks like he's throwing to one WR, the ball does this crazy spin in the air, moves like 5 yards to the right, caught by another WR.

The camera catches him putting his fingers under his jersey by his hip in between plays.