Different trade scenario

[Yogi da Bear]

There is a GM named Poles
Who has a clear set of goals
He’s rebuilt his team
So Bears’ fans can dream
Of winning some more Super Bowls

Got any Penix poems?

There once was a man from Nantucket.... lol

[grendel2000]

There is a GM named Poles
Who has a clear set of goals
He’s rebuilt his team
So Bears’ fans can dream
Of winning some more Super Bowls

Got any Penix poems?

There once was a QB named Penix
On the field he would do "calisthenics"
He'd fondle his schlong
Tell receivers "Go LONG!"
The announcers all went schizophrenic!

[Arkansasbear]

Got any Penix poems?

There once was a man from Nantucket.... lol

Since it's about Poles, the first line could be

There once was a GM from Canandaigua

I'm pretty much stumped after that.

[Bearfacts]

There is a GM named Poles
Who has a clear set of goals
He’s rebuilt his team
So Bears’ fans can dream
Of winning some more Super Bowls

Got any Penix poems?

No, but I can think of a Limerick that starts with;

There once was a lady from Phoenix

[HisRoyalSweetness]

There is a GM named Poles
Who has a clear set of goals
He’s rebuilt his team
So Bears’ fans can dream
Of winning some more Super Bowls

Got any Penix poems?

Hm, tricky. This one would work better if he pronounced his name pee-nix rather than pen-nix...

The draft has a player called Penix
Who could be a team’s QB fix
It won’t be the Bears
And with ACL tears
Much will depend on his knee fix

[grendel2000]

Got any Penix poems?

No, but I can think of a Limerick that starts with;

There once was a lady from Phoenix

There once was a lady from Phoenix
Who's mouth desperately needed some Penix
The Cardinals had none
The draft hadn't begun
It was unclear to all who would she lick?

[dave99]

Got any Penix poems?

Hm, tricky. This one would work better if he pronounced his name pee-nix rather than pen-nix...

The draft has a player called Penix
Who could be a team’s QB fix
It won’t be the Bears
And with ACL tears
Much will depend on his knee fix

There once was a QB named Penix
Whose name made some people grimace
But he dazzled them all with the toss of his balls
And that made Sexy Rexy quite jealous

[thunderspirit]

All that aside, I reiterate my prediction that Poles takes two linemen before he drafts a WR. That's in the form of a bet if you feel a bit of sport would be fun. Loser has to write a poem about RP.

Big guys on the line
Over small guys who run fast
Trenches win games, Poles.

[Ditka’s dictaphone]

We need a Penix to thread

[HisRoyalSweetness]

Big guys on the line
Over small guys who run fast
Trenches win games, Poles.

Poles signs 2 centers
He knows the importance of
Haiku-ing the ball

[G08]

Boy, I can tell by all of the restless energy around here that next Thursday night is going to be BIG!!!



Are we going to have the discord open?

FUCK YES!!!

[G08]

My God you guys have lost it -- I love it

[HisRoyalSweetness]

My God you guys have lost it -- I love it

There is a Bears fan called G08
Who is known to take a goat on a date
It’s an unfortunate reality
That he likes bestiality
But he has urges he can’t otherwise sate

[G08]

My God you guys have lost it -- I love it

There is a Bears fan called G08
Who is known to take a goat on a date
It’s an unfortunate reality
That he likes bestiality
But he has urges he can’t otherwise sate

BAAH BAAH OH GOD!!!

[HisRoyalSweetness]

There is a Bears fan called G08
Who is known to take a goat on a date
It’s an unfortunate reality
That he likes bestiality
But he has urges he can’t otherwise sate

BAAH BAAH OH GOD!!!

Did you just climax prematurely on a message forum?!

[G08]

BAAH BAAH OH GOD!!!

Did you just climax prematurely on a message forum?!

Wait... do you not know the origin of the goat sex noise!? @Road

[Johnny Bollocks]

Wait... do you not know the origin of the goat sex noise!? @Road

Now, there's a sentence I never thought I'd read again.

[Road]

There’s been a huge love-hate relationship with that goats.wav for the past quarter century. It was a hilarious embarrassment to many unsuspecting fans through the years.

I honestly don’t recall who originally sent it to me. I believe it was Woodk1, Wyrdawg or Urbinator. I remember Woody saying “Goats are a lot hotter than Sheep” in one of his podcasts and it took off from there.

Trying to recall all the old #Monstershow memories makes my brain hurt.

My warped sense of humor thinks it’s synonymous with a Bears fan living in Wisconsin. We’ve all heard about the exploits of their farmers.

[Noots]

There’s been a huge love-hate relationship with that goats.wav for the past quarter century. It was a hilarious embarrassment to many unsuspecting fans through the years.

I honestly don’t recall who originally sent it to me. I believe it was Woodk1, Wyrdawg or Urbinator. I remember Woody saying “Goats are a lot hotter than Sheep” in one of his podcasts and it took off from there.

Trying to recall all the old #Monstershow memories makes my brain hurt.

My warped sense of humor thinks it’s synonymous with a Bears fan living in Wisconsin. We’ve all heard about the exploits of their farmers.

It's really funny. It makes me think of something equally funny, but from music. Early Aerosmith was pretty frakking stellar. One of the albums I used to listen to before my little HS football games was Aerosmith "Get Your Wings." A deep track on it was "Lord of the Thighs."

At one point in the chorus, you hear "I am the lord of your thigh....ighhhh....iggghs..." and then I'm pretty sure there is a goat sound. In the link below, I believe it's around 2:24.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNu0VIoY9nY