There once was a man from Nantucket.... lolLacertineForest wrote: ↑Wed Apr 17, 2024 8:46 amGot any Penix poems?HisRoyalSweetness wrote: ↑Tue Apr 16, 2024 6:22 pm
There is a GM named Poles
Who has a clear set of goals
He’s rebuilt his team
So Bears’ fans can dream
Of winning some more Super Bowls
Different trade scenario
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There once was a QB named PenixLacertineForest wrote: ↑Wed Apr 17, 2024 8:46 amGot any Penix poems?HisRoyalSweetness wrote: ↑Tue Apr 16, 2024 6:22 pm
There is a GM named Poles
Who has a clear set of goals
He’s rebuilt his team
So Bears’ fans can dream
Of winning some more Super Bowls
On the field he would do "calisthenics"
He'd fondle his schlong
Tell receivers "Go LONG!"
The announcers all went schizophrenic!
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Since it's about Poles, the first line could be
There once was a GM from Canandaigua
I'm pretty much stumped after that.
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No, but I can think of a Limerick that starts with;LacertineForest wrote: ↑Wed Apr 17, 2024 8:46 amGot any Penix poems?HisRoyalSweetness wrote: ↑Tue Apr 16, 2024 6:22 pm
There is a GM named Poles
Who has a clear set of goals
He’s rebuilt his team
So Bears’ fans can dream
Of winning some more Super Bowls
There once was a lady from Phoenix
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Hm, tricky. This one would work better if he pronounced his name pee-nix rather than pen-nix...LacertineForest wrote: ↑Wed Apr 17, 2024 8:46 amGot any Penix poems?HisRoyalSweetness wrote: ↑Tue Apr 16, 2024 6:22 pm There is a GM named Poles
Who has a clear set of goals
He’s rebuilt his team
So Bears’ fans can dream
Of winning some more Super Bowls
The draft has a player called Penix
Who could be a team’s QB fix
It won’t be the Bears
And with ACL tears
Much will depend on his knee fix
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There once was a QB named PenixHisRoyalSweetness wrote: ↑Wed Apr 17, 2024 1:01 pmHm, tricky. This one would work better if he pronounced his name pee-nix rather than pen-nix...
The draft has a player called Penix
Who could be a team’s QB fix
It won’t be the Bears
And with ACL tears
Much will depend on his knee fix
Whose name made some people grimace
But he dazzled them all with the toss of his balls
And that made Sexy Rexy quite jealous
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Big guys on the lineo-pus #40 in B major wrote: ↑Tue Apr 16, 2024 10:27 pm All that aside, I reiterate my prediction that Poles takes two linemen before he drafts a WR. That's in the form of a bet if you feel a bit of sport would be fun. Loser has to write a poem about RP.
Over small guys who run fast
Trenches win games, Poles.
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We need a Penix to thread
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Poles signs 2 centersthunderspirit wrote: ↑Wed Apr 17, 2024 4:24 pm Big guys on the line
Over small guys who run fast
Trenches win games, Poles.
He knows the importance of
Haiku-ing the ball
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There is a Bears fan called G08
Who is known to take a goat on a date
It’s an unfortunate reality
That he likes bestiality
But he has urges he can’t otherwise sate
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BAAH BAAH OH GOD!!!HisRoyalSweetness wrote: ↑Wed Apr 17, 2024 9:20 pmThere is a Bears fan called G08
Who is known to take a goat on a date
It’s an unfortunate reality
That he likes bestiality
But he has urges he can’t otherwise sate
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Did you just climax prematurely on a message forum?!G08 wrote: ↑Wed Apr 17, 2024 9:38 pmBAAH BAAH OH GOD!!!HisRoyalSweetness wrote: ↑Wed Apr 17, 2024 9:20 pm There is a Bears fan called G08
Who is known to take a goat on a date
It’s an unfortunate reality
That he likes bestiality
But he has urges he can’t otherwise sate
Arise Sir Walter: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXdXRP6Hi-U
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Wait... do you not know the origin of the goat sex noise!? @RoadHisRoyalSweetness wrote: ↑Thu Apr 18, 2024 6:49 pmDid you just climax prematurely on a message forum?!
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There’s been a huge love-hate relationship with that goats.wav for the past quarter century. It was a hilarious embarrassment to many unsuspecting fans through the years.
I honestly don’t recall who originally sent it to me. I believe it was Woodk1, Wyrdawg or Urbinator. I remember Woody saying “Goats are a lot hotter than Sheep” in one of his podcasts and it took off from there.
Trying to recall all the old #Monstershow memories makes my brain hurt.
My warped sense of humor thinks it’s synonymous with a Bears fan living in Wisconsin. We’ve all heard about the exploits of their farmers.
I honestly don’t recall who originally sent it to me. I believe it was Woodk1, Wyrdawg or Urbinator. I remember Woody saying “Goats are a lot hotter than Sheep” in one of his podcasts and it took off from there.
Trying to recall all the old #Monstershow memories makes my brain hurt.
My warped sense of humor thinks it’s synonymous with a Bears fan living in Wisconsin. We’ve all heard about the exploits of their farmers.
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It's really funny. It makes me think of something equally funny, but from music. Early Aerosmith was pretty frakking stellar. One of the albums I used to listen to before my little HS football games was Aerosmith "Get Your Wings." A deep track on it was "Lord of the Thighs."Road wrote: ↑Fri Apr 19, 2024 11:31 am There’s been a huge love-hate relationship with that goats.wav for the past quarter century. It was a hilarious embarrassment to many unsuspecting fans through the years.
I honestly don’t recall who originally sent it to me. I believe it was Woodk1, Wyrdawg or Urbinator. I remember Woody saying “Goats are a lot hotter than Sheep” in one of his podcasts and it took off from there.
Trying to recall all the old #Monstershow memories makes my brain hurt.
My warped sense of humor thinks it’s synonymous with a Bears fan living in Wisconsin. We’ve all heard about the exploits of their farmers.
At one point in the chorus, you hear "I am the lord of your thigh....ighhhh....iggghs..." and then I'm pretty sure there is a goat sound. In the link below, I believe it's around 2:24.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNu0VIoY9nY