
Welcome our first guest to Inside the Actor's Studio, UOK! UOK, throughout the many years of your BFO tenure, one can remember the films you did with great fondness. Who could forget "Sweaty Awkward Moments With Dad," "Teaching Your Pet Monkey To Operate a Telegraph," and of course "Whoops, I Soiled My Sweatpants." Tremendous, tremendous catalog, sir. Bold. Breathtaking. Simply put, the embodiment of earthly perfection.
Now it is the part of the program where I submit you to the list of 10 questions originally from "Bouillon de Culture" hosted by Bernard Pivot.
What is your favorite word?
"Outstanding."
What is your least favorite word?
"Pee-Pee."
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Most works of art. Making a really fine or ingeniously clever piece of art or design must be such a meticulous and detail-driven experience, and I think it's inspiring to see the final finished products that were obviously insanely time consuming labors of love.
What turns you off?
People who are insistent on pushing their politics and/or religion onto people. Willful ignorance, and in general - douchebags.
What is your favorite curse word?
God Dammit. It's got a beautiful versatility. It's got three syllables for getting creative with emphasis. Also you can derive into "god damn" or my new fave "god damned" which can apply to pretty much everything.
What sound or noise do you love?
The sound of shoes crunching in movies. There's a scene in The Godfather where Luca Brasi has the most insanely squeaky and loud shoes ever. It's awesome. Shoes walking over thin ice on sidewalks. Crunches of leaves underfoot.
What sound or noise do you hate?
Any sort of buzzer, or alarm. Just awful.
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Art restoration, or maybe historian.
What profession would you not like to do?
Anything in the military. A life that reliant on structure is something I couldn't handle.
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"...well, I guess we'll let you in, but you're really testing my limits."
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