The Raiders O is going to need catastrophic healthcare coverage for this one.
For GSH ... my recommendation would be tell her you've had a change of heart & root openly for the Raiders while they get destroyed ... while cheering for the Bear deep down inside (where it counts). Get laid. Then watch the recording again later and smile/cheer as much as you want. You'll want to watch it more than once anyway, and can turn this into a win-win.
Granted, it would be totally "Bear-like" for the Raiders' rookie MLB to have an Ogletree game against Chase. If that happened, I'd say "but of course that would happen..." BUT... if I'm going with the principle of "expect it when you least expect it", I'm going to guess the Bear O lights it up in this game with at least 4 TDs well-balanced between running and passing, as Nagy has recognized that a commitment to even an underwhelming running game helps the Oline and makes things easier on whatever QB is in there. And I'll guess the D throws another score in for good measure. Because this is looking like one of the best defenses of all time. Of course the Raiders will sneak one in at some point because it happens -probably late with a big play by Williams or Jacobs. Jet lag.