The "Gardner Minshew" Memorial Thread of Whatever

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The Marshall Plan wrote: Sun Dec 03, 2023 4:38 pm Gardner The GOAT drove the Colts down the field in OT against the Titans like the Red Army into Berlin.
Yeah, but we didn't want him to today! It leaves the Titans at 4 - 8, the same record as the Bears. That's not good for the Bears draft position :frustrated:

I blame you and your Minshew fixation TMP! :angry:
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The Marshall Plan wrote: Sun Dec 03, 2023 4:38 pm Gardner The GOAT drove the Colts down the field in OT against the Titans like the Red Army into Berlin.

My boy is an FA this offseason. If this JF1 mumbo jumbo doesn't work out it's time to break out the big gun!

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I have a love of minshew that is also abnormal. I dont know why. Maybe it's the redneck in me. I'm on the minshew wagon.
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He could just be our guy next year
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HisRoyalSweetness wrote: Sun Dec 03, 2023 7:52 pm
The Marshall Plan wrote: Sun Dec 03, 2023 4:38 pm Gardner The GOAT drove the Colts down the field in OT against the Titans like the Red Army into Berlin.
Yeah, but we didn't want him to today! It leaves the Titans at 4 - 8, the same record as the Bears. That's not good for the Bears draft position :frustrated:

I blame you and your Minshew fixation TMP! :angry:
But don't you want us to start winning games?

The opposite thought to this is that if JF1 has a downward spiral the solution to our problems becomes obvious.

GOAT Minshew is an FA. He's already in Indianapolis. He wouldn't have to move far.

Bring the Mulleted One to Chicago!
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mmmc_35 wrote: Sun Dec 03, 2023 7:54 pm
The Marshall Plan wrote: Sun Dec 03, 2023 4:38 pm Gardner The GOAT drove the Colts down the field in OT against the Titans like the Red Army into Berlin.

My boy is an FA this offseason. If this JF1 mumbo jumbo doesn't work out it's time to break out the big gun!

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I have a love of minshew that is also abnormal. I dont know why. Maybe it's the redneck in me. I'm on the minshew wagon.
It's the swagger.

The guy just has this amazing personality and he plays with an excitement.

There's also this underdog thing going on too. He was doing great in Jacksonville. Then they brought in Lawrence.

He goes to Philly and in very limited play he did really well.

He is a legit QB that just needs a consistent chance.
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The Marshall Plan wrote: Mon Dec 04, 2023 4:11 am
HisRoyalSweetness wrote: Sun Dec 03, 2023 7:52 pm

Yeah, but we didn't want him to today! It leaves the Titans at 4 - 8, the same record as the Bears. That's not good for the Bears draft position :frustrated:

I blame you and your Minshew fixation TMP! :angry:
But don't you want us to start winning games?
That's the point. If the Bears win more games then their pick will slip down the draft order if the other teams with similar records don't also win.
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The Marshall Plan wrote: Mon Dec 04, 2023 4:13 am
mmmc_35 wrote: Sun Dec 03, 2023 7:54 pm

I have a love of minshew that is also abnormal. I dont know why. Maybe it's the redneck in me. I'm on the minshew wagon.
It's the swagger.

The guy just has this amazing personality and he plays with an excitement.

There's also this underdog thing going on too. He was doing great in Jacksonville. Then they brought in Lawrence.

He goes to Philly and in very limited play he did really well.

He is a legit QB that just needs a consistent chance.
Could the ladies of Chicago withstand the QB room that consisted of the sex panther and secret Bagent man?
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southdakbearfan wrote: Mon Dec 04, 2023 9:49 am
The Marshall Plan wrote: Mon Dec 04, 2023 4:13 am

It's the swagger.

The guy just has this amazing personality and he plays with an excitement.

There's also this underdog thing going on too. He was doing great in Jacksonville. Then they brought in Lawrence.

He goes to Philly and in very limited play he did really well.

He is a legit QB that just needs a consistent chance.
Could the ladies of Chicago withstand the QB room that consisted of the sex panther and secret Bagent man?
It would depend upon the collective strength of their uteruses.

That age old debate, could a regular human female carry Superman’s baby or is Wonder Woman the other one capable and even then?

The birth rate across the Chicagoland area would skyrocket and we’d have these amazing babies with mullets and jean material made onesies.
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Haven't really been following but his W/L to box score is crazy this year. 5-3 despite only 2.9:2.1 TD:INT, a 40.9% success rate, plus that's playing with the currently 27th ranked defence. Just win baby.

(The Colts are 6th in rushing TDs despite being 12th in yards, it seems likely that Minshew is leading them on decent drives that end in rushing rather than passing TDs).
"I wouldn't take him for a conditional 7th. His next contract will pay him more than he could possibly contribute.".

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(2020 update, wait, was I right...)
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The Marshall Plan wrote: Mon Dec 04, 2023 10:18 am
southdakbearfan wrote: Mon Dec 04, 2023 9:49 am

Could the ladies of Chicago withstand the QB room that consisted of the sex panther and secret Bagent man?
It would depend upon the collective strength of their uteruses.

That age old debate, could a regular human female carry Superman’s baby or is Wonder Woman the other one capable and even then?

The birth rate across the Chicagoland area would skyrocket and we’d have these amazing babies with mullets and jean material made onesies.
On a side note: I learned today the Jorts is an acceptable word in Wordle. It wasn't the final answer, it did play when I used it.
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malk wrote: Mon Dec 04, 2023 10:56 am Haven't really been following but his W/L to box score is crazy this year. 5-3 despite only 2.9:2.1 TD:INT, a 40.9% success rate, plus that's playing with the currently 27th ranked defence. Just win baby.

(The Colts are 6th in rushing TDs despite being 12th in yards, it seems likely that Minshew is leading them on decent drives that end in rushing rather than passing TDs).
I'm told Field Goals are what really makes an Offense hum
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Totally out-dueled Trubisky today. Threw a few murder balls. Also had several touchdowns dropped, or called just short of the EZ.

Minshew is one of my fantasy QBs, as my starters have gotten hurt (included Richardson and Burrow). I thought I had Browning and Minshew starting today and just now realized I didn’t start Minshew—-Russell Wilson. One of my two teams is in a league where you gotta start 2 QBs, and it’s always a shite show like this.

Boy, Mitch got benched at the end. He’s not going to be worth keeping around even as a back up. Dude is going to wash out. They keep cutting over to him moping on the sideline.
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Noots wrote: Sat Dec 16, 2023 7:32 pm Totally out-dueled Trubisky today. Threw a few murder balls. Also had several touchdowns dropped, or called just short of the EZ.

Minshew is one of my fantasy QBs, as my starters have gotten hurt (included Richardson and Burrow). I thought I had Browning and Minshew starting today and just now realized I didn’t start Minshew—-Russell Wilson. One of my two teams is in a league where you gotta start 2 QBs, and it’s always a shite show like this.

Boy, Mitch got benched at the end. He’s not going to be worth keeping around even as a back up. Dude is going to wash out. They keep cutting over to him moping on the sideline.
At first, I was kind of laughing at Mitch's performance, but I just felt bad for the guy after watching him, dejected on the bench after his last turnover.
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shane steichen is for real
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OT, but the Steelers drafted Pickett in the 1st round last year and have given Mitch two contracts to be the backup. I can’t believe Rudolph hasn’t gone somewhere else.
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alexwilkins wrote: Sat Dec 16, 2023 8:05 pm OT, but the Steelers drafted Pickett in the 1st round last year and have given Mitch two contracts to be the backup. I can’t believe Rudolph hasn’t gone somewhere else.
Almost as though he's not really any good either.
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My choice to play Wilson over Minshew…getting my arse handed to me, LOL.
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All hail to the Great Jorted One....

Carved that Steelers D like a turkey. 3 TDs.

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I really think he could work for us next year
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I’ll be posting more on this later as obviously this is an important part of my weekend To Do List but Sex Panther puts on a clinic of how to get panties to hit the floor.

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These photos make it obvious to me that GOAT Minshew gets more ass than a toilet seat.

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@dplank this is for you brother.

Fuck T-Law. The “G” in GOAT stands for “Gardner”.

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Pay that man more than Mahomes! Unless he's a Bear, then fuck him.
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The Marshall Plan wrote: Fri Jun 21, 2024 1:31 pm I’ll be posting more on this later as obviously this is an important part of my weekend To Do List but Sex Panther puts on a clinic of how to get panties to hit the floor.

That's great.
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And I thought this was going to be the best thing I saw on Twitter today:



I hadn't counted on TMP's man-crush. I was foolish. :grovel:
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The Marshall Plan wrote: Fri Jun 21, 2024 1:35 pm These photos make it obvious to me that GOAT Minshew gets more ass than a toilet seat.

these are great. if i were to imagine "raiders QB" the image in my head would pretty much exactly be that.
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I promised a more in-depth update and analysis of GOAT Minshew and I do not want to disappoint the many of you who come here for such content.

Until I can find photographic / video evidence of this, I would classify this as Urban Legend, however apparently Sex Panther loves to destroy old women in pickleball.

From the linked article below....

"Gardner Flint Minshew II is a jorts wearing, guitar playing, couch crashing, pickleball annihilator of older ladies."

The same article stating the obvious....

"He is a mustached sex symbol who ignited the viral Minshew Mania when he was quarterback at Washington State and took it to a new level in Jacksonville. More than once, he has had a police officer stop a woman from physically accosting him."

Uh, duh. Is there any wonder why women want to fuck him? I mean look at this....

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Doesn't this picture say, "I'm Gardner Minshew and I just fucked your Nana after beating her in pickleball."?

Now, in the "No Shit Marshall This Is Rather Obvious" category, again from the same article....

"And he was once offered a $1 million endorsement from the pornographic video service CamSoda because of his jock strap-only exercising habit which led to teammate Leonard Fournette giving him the nickname Jock Strap King."

Do we know any other QBs that can have a seven figure job in porn? Do I need any other reason to justify why this man should be a Bear?

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/pe ... r-AA1mwg0t
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There has to be some sort of filter on this thread. My wife walked past as I was scrolling through it. I'm pretty sure she's pregnant now.
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mmmc_35 wrote: Sun Jun 23, 2024 8:42 am There has to be some sort of filter on this thread. My wife walked past as I was scrolling through it. I'm pretty sure she's pregnant now.
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mmmc_35 wrote: Sun Jun 23, 2024 8:42 am There has to be some sort of filter on this thread. My wife walked past as I was scrolling through it. I'm pretty sure she's pregnant now.
If it's any form of comfort, I don't believe this is the first time (or the last) that this has happened.

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