Re: The "Gardner Minshew" Memorial Thread of Whatever
Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2023 7:31 am
So this is why they didn’t trade for the first pick…
Over 10 Years of Bearing Down
https://www.bearsfansonline.com/forum/
Cool, well Indy is still probably going to pick a QB, but our boy has his chance to win this job for real this year.
How long before TMP's hero starts rocking a pair of these?The Marshall Plan wrote: ↑Sat Apr 23, 2022 2:17 pm Look at what showed up on Instagram!
He's back and better than ever!
‘Daisy Dudes,’ skimpy shorts for men, divide Twitter: ‘My junk would come out’
https://nypost.com/2023/06/30/daisy-dud ... e-twitter/
Whatever else can be said about him,, he has a sense of humor. He's like the budget baker mayfield of the commercialsHisRoyalSweetness wrote: ↑Fri Jun 30, 2023 4:04 pmHow long before TMP's hero starts rocking a pair of these?The Marshall Plan wrote: ↑Sat Apr 23, 2022 2:17 pm Look at what showed up on Instagram!
He's back and better than ever!
‘Daisy Dudes,’ skimpy shorts for men, divide Twitter: ‘My junk would come out’
https://nypost.com/2023/06/30/daisy-dud ... e-twitter/
Oh, absolutely.
Absolutely they would. The bar is set incredibly low.
Like he doesn't already have a calender with the start of FA circled and a picture of Minshew in jorts next to itHisRoyalSweetness wrote: ↑Wed Oct 18, 2023 8:23 pmShh, don't tell TMP but yes he only signed a one year deal and is a free agent next year.
I kind of like this.The Marshall Plan wrote: ↑Thu Oct 19, 2023 1:35 pm The Dream Scenario (Dare I say, fantasy?) of mine has always been for Sex Panther to come here and now it looks like it could happen.
Minshew is a great QB. He has a chance to showcase his immense talents at Indy. We also need a QB. It’s fairly obvious to me that Minshew would be substantially better than JF1.
Signing Minshew gives us a quality starter while still maintaining our hold on the 1 and 2 picks.
This is the way.
You gentlemen may want to stock up on mullet wigs (bonus points for growing your own) and cutting your own jorts now and hide your women because The Era Of The Sex Panther is coming.
My gosh can you imagine that day? What bliss.
The reaction you will have if the Bears sign him this off-season will almost be worth all the losses we have had to endure.The Marshall Plan wrote: ↑Thu Oct 19, 2023 1:35 pm The Dream Scenario (Dare I say, fantasy?) of mine has always been for Sex Panther to come here and now it looks like it could happen.
Minshew is a great QB. He has a chance to showcase his immense talents at Indy. We also need a QB. It’s fairly obvious to me that Minshew would be substantially better than JF1.
Signing Minshew gives us a quality starter while still maintaining our hold on the 1 and 2 picks.
This is the way.
You gentlemen may want to stock up on mullet wigs (bonus points for growing your own) and cutting your own jorts now and hide your women because The Era Of The Sex Panther is coming.
My gosh can you imagine that day? What bliss.
It really will make the last two years worth it.HurricaneBear wrote: ↑Thu Oct 19, 2023 1:52 pmThe reaction you will have if the Bears sign him this off-season will almost be worth all the losses we have had to endure.The Marshall Plan wrote: ↑Thu Oct 19, 2023 1:35 pm The Dream Scenario (Dare I say, fantasy?) of mine has always been for Sex Panther to come here and now it looks like it could happen.
Minshew is a great QB. He has a chance to showcase his immense talents at Indy. We also need a QB. It’s fairly obvious to me that Minshew would be substantially better than JF1.
Signing Minshew gives us a quality starter while still maintaining our hold on the 1 and 2 picks.
This is the way.
You gentlemen may want to stock up on mullet wigs (bonus points for growing your own) and cutting your own jorts now and hide your women because The Era Of The Sex Panther is coming.
My gosh can you imagine that day? What bliss.
He actually does make a ton of sense for this team next season in pretty much any scenario.
I can certainly imagine your reaction if that day ever happens... and rather wish I couldn't!The Marshall Plan wrote: ↑Thu Oct 19, 2023 1:35 pm The Dream Scenario (Dare I say, fantasy?) of mine has always been for Sex Panther to come here and now it looks like it could happen.
Minshew is a great QB. He has a chance to showcase his immense talents at Indy. We also need a QB. It’s fairly obvious to me that Minshew would be substantially better than JF1.
Signing Minshew gives us a quality starter while still maintaining our hold on the 1 and 2 picks.
This is the way.
You gentlemen may want to stock up on mullet wigs (bonus points for growing your own) and cutting your own jorts now and hide your women because The Era Of The Sex Panther is coming.
My gosh can you imagine that day? What bliss.
Um...The Marshall Plan wrote: ↑Thu Oct 19, 2023 2:01 pm It’s a fair question to ask, what would you rather have:
#1 overall traded down to 3 firsts and 2 seconds with Gardner Minshew
Or
Caleb Williams
NFL QB Index, Week 7
Nick Shook
Around The NFL Writer
Rank 31: Gardner Minshew
Down 8
We had to know Minshew’s run of doing just enough might eventually end. I just didn’t expect it to conclude in such spectacularly ugly fashion. Minshew was downright atrocious in Jacksonville on Sunday, throwing passes into traffic and watching three of them result in interceptions (the total could have been as high as five). He also was strip-sacked by Josh Allen, robbing the Colts of a chance to keep pace with the Jaguars. With Indianapolis buried in a deep deficit and lacking much of a running game to speak of, he had no choice but to air it out. That’s where he found a bit of a groove, connecting with Alec Pierce, Michael Pittman Jr. and Josh Downs (the latter scored on a 2-yard touchdown pass), but it came far too late. Minshew is going to need to be better or Indianapolis’ encouraging start will be forgotten by Thanksgiving.
https://www.nfl.com/news/nfl-qb-index-w ... nfl-season
Ranked 31st my ass. Obviously a moron made those rankings.HisRoyalSweetness wrote: ↑Fri Oct 20, 2023 10:30 amUm...The Marshall Plan wrote: ↑Thu Oct 19, 2023 2:01 pm It’s a fair question to ask, what would you rather have:
#1 overall traded down to 3 firsts and 2 seconds with Gardner Minshew
Or
Caleb Williams
NFL QB Index, Week 7
Nick Shook
Around The NFL Writer
Rank 31: Gardner Minshew
Down 8
We had to know Minshew’s run of doing just enough might eventually end. I just didn’t expect it to conclude in such spectacularly ugly fashion. Minshew was downright atrocious in Jacksonville on Sunday, throwing passes into traffic and watching three of them result in interceptions (the total could have been as high as five). He also was strip-sacked by Josh Allen, robbing the Colts of a chance to keep pace with the Jaguars. With Indianapolis buried in a deep deficit and lacking much of a running game to speak of, he had no choice but to air it out. That’s where he found a bit of a groove, connecting with Alec Pierce, Michael Pittman Jr. and Josh Downs (the latter scored on a 2-yard touchdown pass), but it came far too late. Minshew is going to need to be better or Indianapolis’ encouraging start will be forgotten by Thanksgiving.
https://www.nfl.com/news/nfl-qb-index-w ... nfl-season
Scotland is still in the UKThe Marshall Plan wrote: ↑Fri Oct 20, 2023 10:56 am @HisRoyalSweetness
Did you know that the Minshew surname has its roots in the UK and Scotland?
You should get on the bandwagon now. He could be the biggest thing for that place since the Beatles.
I did not know that TMP so just looked it up. It has it's origins in Cheshire. No wonder the Minshews upped sticks to the States, surrounded by the Scousers in Liverpool and the Mancs in Manchester to the north, the Welsh to the west and the Brummies in Birmingham not too far south!The Marshall Plan wrote: ↑Fri Oct 20, 2023 10:56 am @HisRoyalSweetness
Did you know that the Minshew surname has its roots in the UK and Scotland?
You should get on the bandwagon now. He could be the biggest thing for that place since the Beatles.
The Marshall Plan wrote: ↑Sun Dec 03, 2023 4:38 pm Gardner The GOAT drove the Colts down the field in OT against the Titans like the Red Army into Berlin.
My boy is an FA this offseason. If this JF1 mumbo jumbo doesn't work out it's time to break out the big gun!