Jets Dumpster Fire

[wulfy]

Our owner is AWOL:

“Aaron and I spoke before OTAs started. He’s been very good in communication, he’s been here the entire time,” Saleh said. “It’s unexcused, but he had an event that was very important to him, which he communicated to me.”

https://nypost.com/2024/06/11/sports/aa ... ign=nypost

[Moriarty]

His chakras were out of alignment and he had to get a new prescription for de-worming meds to treat it

[Rusty Trombagent]

Imagine how much robert saleh hates aaron rodgers. Like maybe more than people around here do.

[The Marshall Plan]

I'm surprised the Jets realized their QB was missing. They haven't had one since Namath.

[HurricaneBear]

Imagine how much robert saleh hates aaron rodgers. Like maybe more than people around here do.

You don't respect my hatred enough.

[Umbali]

Imagine how much robert saleh hates aaron rodgers. Like maybe more than people around here do.

You don't respect my hatred enough.

Best line of the year lol

[Arkansasbear]

I'm surprised the Jets realized their QB was missing. They haven't had one since Namath.

Sadly that's more recent than the Bears.

[Ditka’s dictaphone]

Our owner is AWOL:

“Aaron and I spoke before OTAs started. He’s been very good in communication, he’s been here the entire time,” Saleh said. “It’s unexcused, but he had an event that was very important to him, which he communicated to me.”

https://nypost.com/2024/06/11/sports/aa ... ign=nypost

He was definitely not downloading any porn

[wulfy]

Imagine how much robert saleh hates aaron rodgers. Like maybe more than people around here do.

More or less than Mike Vrabel hates Nate Davis?

[LacertineForest]

Imagine how much robert saleh hates aaron rodgers. Like maybe more than people around here do.

More or less than Mike Vrabel hates Nate Davis?

I've got this mental image of Mike Vrabel coming home after a long day of coaching and just sitting in his basement workshop, staring intently at his tattered Nate Davis voodoo doll as he submits it to unimaginable torture.

[RichH55]

More or less than Mike Vrabel hates Nate Davis?

I've got this mental image of Mike Vrabel coming home after a long day of coaching and just sitting in his basement workshop, staring intently at his tattered Nate Davis voodoo doll as he submits it to unimaginable torture.

Which for Nate would apparently be called "practice"

[Rusty Trombagent]

I've got this mental image of Mike Vrabel coming home after a long day of coaching and just sitting in his basement workshop, staring intently at his tattered Nate Davis voodoo doll as he submits it to unimaginable torture.

Which for Nate would apparently be called "practice"

[Moriarty]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/ne ... a4169&ei=9

SNY's Connor Hughes reported Monday that Rodgers was absent for the practices due to a planned trip to Egypt.
He scheduled the trip to Egypt while rehabbing from a torn Achilles he suffered in Week 1 last season and initially believed those dates wouldn't overlap with New York's offseason program.

LOL


You can't expect a guy worth half a billion to lose his nonrefundable vacation deposit, just because he doesn't use The Gregorian Calendar!

[The Marshall Plan]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/ne ... a4169&ei=9

SNY's Connor Hughes reported Monday that Rodgers was absent for the practices due to a planned trip to Egypt.
He scheduled the trip to Egypt while rehabbing from a torn Achilles he suffered in Week 1 last season and initially believed those dates wouldn't overlap with New York's offseason program.

LOL


You can't expect a guy worth half a billion to lose his nonrefundable vacation deposit, just because he doesn't use The Gregorian Calendar!

I hope he comes back and starts talking that the aliens or an advanced civilization built the pyramids. I love that stuff.

Side comment: I’m teetering on getting back into UFOs and aliens but I’m a little starved for content. When I go down these rabbit holes l’ll consume hours upon hours of stuff. I found this one on Prime Video I haven’t seen yet called UFO Whistleblowers but it just seems like a rehash of things I already know.

Anyway. If Rodgers starts talking about the Annunaki, the pyramids and aliens modifying our genes then count me in. I’d miss part of TC for that.

[dplank]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/ne ... a4169&ei=9



LOL


You can't expect a guy worth half a billion to lose his nonrefundable vacation deposit, just because he doesn't use The Gregorian Calendar!

I hope he comes back and starts talking that the aliens or an advanced civilization built the pyramids. I love that stuff.

Side comment: I’m teetering on getting back into UFOs and aliens but I’m a little starved for content. When I go down these rabbit holes l’ll consume hours upon hours of stuff. I found this one on Prime Video I haven’t seen yet called UFO Whistleblowers but it just seems like a rehash of things I already know.

Anyway. If Rodgers starts talking about the Annunaki, the pyramids and aliens modifying our genes then count me in. I’d miss part of TC for that.

There's just not much good content on aliens IMO, most of what I find is low budget stuff from crack pots. Did you see the sighting in Morrison, CO last week?

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nat ... 247738007/

It's interesting but I call bullshit on it. They want me to believe that a dozen co-workers all saw this thing, and not just a quick view but an extended view, and not one of them had a phone with a camera? GMAFB

[The Marshall Plan]

I hope he comes back and starts talking that the aliens or an advanced civilization built the pyramids. I love that stuff.

Side comment: I’m teetering on getting back into UFOs and aliens but I’m a little starved for content. When I go down these rabbit holes l’ll consume hours upon hours of stuff. I found this one on Prime Video I haven’t seen yet called UFO Whistleblowers but it just seems like a rehash of things I already know.

Anyway. If Rodgers starts talking about the Annunaki, the pyramids and aliens modifying our genes then count me in. I’d miss part of TC for that.

There's just not much good content on aliens IMO, most of what I find is low budget stuff from crack pots. Did you see the sighting in Morrison, CO last week?

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nat ... 247738007/

It's interesting but I call bullshit on it. They want me to believe that a dozen co-workers all saw this thing, and not just a quick view but an extended view, and not one of them had a phone with a camera? GMAFB

Oh yeah. I heard about it.

There are all kinds of credible UFO sightings. Group sightings. Sightings by a huge number of civilians. A sighting, and alleged interaction, by school children. Sightings by military personnel.

[Arkansasbear]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/ne ... a4169&ei=9



LOL


You can't expect a guy worth half a billion to lose his nonrefundable vacation deposit, just because he doesn't use The Gregorian Calendar!

I hope he comes back and starts talking that the aliens or an advanced civilization built the pyramids. I love that stuff.

Side comment: I’m teetering on getting back into UFOs and aliens but I’m a little starved for content. When I go down these rabbit holes l’ll consume hours upon hours of stuff. I found this one on Prime Video I haven’t seen yet called UFO Whistleblowers but it just seems like a rehash of things I already know.

Anyway. If Rodgers starts talking about the Annunaki, the pyramids and aliens modifying our genes then count me in. I’d miss part of TC for that.

I hope he packs his psychedelic drugs and his plain somehow gets routed through Russia and he get the Britney Griner treatment. That would be awesome.

[The Marshall Plan]

I hope he comes back and starts talking that the aliens or an advanced civilization built the pyramids. I love that stuff.

Side comment: I’m teetering on getting back into UFOs and aliens but I’m a little starved for content. When I go down these rabbit holes l’ll consume hours upon hours of stuff. I found this one on Prime Video I haven’t seen yet called UFO Whistleblowers but it just seems like a rehash of things I already know.

Anyway. If Rodgers starts talking about the Annunaki, the pyramids and aliens modifying our genes then count me in. I’d miss part of TC for that.

I hope he packs his psychedelic drugs and his plain somehow gets routed through Russia and he get the Britney Griner treatment. That would be awesome.

Oh come on man.

You know that Rocky and Apollo Creed became friends right?

Ever see 2010? We were in space with the Soviets and we became friends.

Rodgers isn’t a threat anymore. He seems like an interesting dude.

I mean yeah, he kind of wrecked Chicago football for what like 12 years? But that’s all in the past.

We’ve got Caleb now and they have that tool Jordan Love. We’ll get the last laugh.

[dplank]

I hope he packs his psychedelic drugs and his plain somehow gets routed through Russia and he get the Britney Griner treatment. That would be awesome.

Oh come on man.

You know that Rocky and Apollo Creed became friends right?

Ever see 2010? We were in space with the Soviets and we became friends.

Rodgers isn’t a threat anymore. He seems like an interesting dude.

I mean yeah, he kind of wrecked Chicago football for what like 12 years? But that’s all in the past.

We’ve got Caleb now and they have that tool Jordan Love. We’ll get the last laugh.

I don't find him interesting at all, everything that comes out of his mouth seems gross and attention seeking with a healthy dose of stupid while trying to be a faux intellectual. I truly hate him.

[o-pus #40 in B major]

Oh come on man.

You know that Rocky and Apollo Creed became friends right?

Ever see 2010? We were in space with the Soviets and we became friends.

Rodgers isn’t a threat anymore. He seems like an interesting dude.

I mean yeah, he kind of wrecked Chicago football for what like 12 years? But that’s all in the past.

We’ve got Caleb now and they have that tool Jordan Love. We’ll get the last laugh.

I don't find him interesting at all, everything that comes out of his mouth seems gross and attention seeking with a healthy dose of stupid while trying to be a faux intellectual. I truly hate him.

Aaron Rogers is a world class dickhead. He's about as interesting as the cyst on my ass.

[thunderspirit]

I don't find him interesting at all, everything that comes out of his mouth seems gross and attention seeking with a healthy dose of stupid while trying to be a faux intellectual. I truly hate him.

Aaron Rogers is a world class dickhead. He's about as interesting as the cyst on my ass.

He's actually less so, because I feel bad about the cyst on your ass.

[Moriarty]

Aaron's friend, the witch doctor, he told him what to do

https://www.sportsmockery.com/chicago-b ... ink-again/

[The Marshall Plan]

Aaron's friend, the witch doctor, he told him what to do

https://www.sportsmockery.com/chicago-b ... ink-again/

I saw this article. Once again, other teams have interesting players while ours presumably take turns watching the grass grow.

Do you think the witch doctor said, "OOH EEH OOH AAH AAH TING TANG WALLAWALLA BINGBANG"?

[HurricaneBear]

Aaron's friend, the witch doctor, he told him what to do

https://www.sportsmockery.com/chicago-b ... ink-again/

I saw this article. Once again, other teams have interesting players while ours presumably take turns watching the grass grow.

Do you think the witch doctor said, "OOH EEH OOH AAH AAH TING TANG WALLAWALLA BINGBANG"?

You need more hate in your life.

And it should start with Aaron Rodgers.

He's not interesting. He's a nut job scumbag

[The Marshall Plan]

I saw this article. Once again, other teams have interesting players while ours presumably take turns watching the grass grow.

Do you think the witch doctor said, "OOH EEH OOH AAH AAH TING TANG WALLAWALLA BINGBANG"?

You need more hate in your life.

And it should start with Aaron Rodgers.

He's not interesting. He's a nut job scumbag

Rodgers was drafted in 2005 when we took Cedric Benson. We missed out on a Top 10 (or whatever) All Time QB to take that guy.

As a human being I love Aaron Rodgers. He's interesting. He's fun. He's got great taste in women.

Yes, the guy destroyed us for over a decade. I concede that. What I will say is: 1) It's our fault for not drafting him. 2) What's he supposed to do let us win?

The big thing that gives me comfort with Rodgers The Football Player is that the people up in Green Bay are dumb as shit. They had THE QB and for whatever reason they never built around him. If Aaron Rodgers had a supporting cast he'd have numerous Super Bowls. We dodged a big one.

Now, it's kinda like this scene from Rocky IV to me.

[dplank]

You need more hate in your life.

And it should start with Aaron Rodgers.

He's not interesting. He's a nut job scumbag

As a human being I love Aaron Rodgers.

No

[docc]

Rodgers is on a fact finding trek to verify Clarence Thomas's theory the pyramids were alien grain storage

Though solid..the aliens filled them in
Why they only gave ancients great rock building but traveled light years

Maybe in clay and rock spaceships ?

[Rusty Trombagent]

Aaron's friend, the witch doctor, he told him what to do

https://www.sportsmockery.com/chicago-b ... ink-again/

i am mildly annoyed by this line:

"Lets overlook the fact he chose to visit a country near one of the most volatile regions on the planet"

This reminds me of people complaining about Chicago being too dangerous to visit.

[The Marshall Plan]

Aaron's friend, the witch doctor, he told him what to do

https://www.sportsmockery.com/chicago-b ... ink-again/

i am mildly annoyed by this line:

"Lets overlook the fact he chose to visit a country near one of the most volatile regions on the planet"

This reminds me of people complaining about Chicago being too dangerous to visit.

I know right?

Can you imagine how crazy it would be for somebody to not like:

1) An infrastructure built for 1962.
2) Rampant crime.
3) Having the carbon footprint of their salad on the menu.
4) Perpetual construction to buy union votes with no meaningful projects just a steady stream of repavings.
5) Homeless people camped out in even the so called "good" neighborhoods.
6) Vomit level nostalgia from a bygone era using buzzwords like Harry Carey and ZOMG MAXWELL STREET.
7) People flexing about the food as if I cannot get pizza, a hot dog or a beef sandwich from 1,000 different places in the suburbs.

Seriously, who wouldn't like driving 45 minutes to experience all of that?

[dplank]

i am mildly annoyed by this line:

"Lets overlook the fact he chose to visit a country near one of the most volatile regions on the planet"

This reminds me of people complaining about Chicago being too dangerous to visit.

I know right?

Can you imagine how crazy it would be for somebody to not like:

1) An infrastructure built for 1962.
2) Rampant crime.
3) Having the carbon footprint of their salad on the menu.
4) Perpetual construction to buy union votes with no meaningful projects just a steady stream of repavings.
5) Homeless people camped out in even the so called "good" neighborhoods.
6) Vomit level nostalgia from a bygone era using buzzwords like Harry Carey and ZOMG MAXWELL STREET.
7) People flexing about the food as if I cannot get pizza, a hot dog or a beef sandwich from 1,000 different places in the suburbs.

Seriously, who wouldn't like driving 45 minutes to experience all of that?

Chicago is one of the greatest cities in the world. That is all. Sounds like you just hate cities in general. But when people visit the state of Illinois, they go to Chicago, not the suburbs, so obviously millions of people feel differently.